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Weewoo To The Rescue!

Weewoo and Shiny Water Bucket

by xsugarush
Blossoms ~ Secrets Pt. 3

She knew Taelia well, so she trusted her...

by twillieblossom
Uncrowned: Part 5

Well someone's stealing my thunder!

by mucka33
A Mystery Is Revealed

The Tiki Tack man shows what is under his mask.

by keruza
Empty Bank Account

Thanks, Charity Corner!

by dirigibleplums
Shellshock'd! REBORN p3

Every season is pumpkin season!

by krabbox
Gelert's Dailies

He must be tired now..

by paraxeno_daimonio
Just a Kacheek's Luck

Feeling lucky?

by marbear_4u
Glory Days: Reminiscing

Being in the pound wasn't fun.

by darkpassage
Rough Day

Not quite.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Kadoatery Expectations

Not exactly what I expected...

by ypput
The Truth Behind the Charity Corner

Meanwhile...

Also by ruben160

by seluker406

Pant Devil

Beware the Pant Devil

by franzgirl
Choices (Game Circumstances Part #1)

Sometimes we face situations where we have to pick a side.

by miss_heyworth
Hungry Ghoul

Your neopet is so yummy..

by mutualismo
A Fruity Chia Encounter

Why do ya look so sour?

Also by beautiful_unicorn213

by erai

The Sweetest Escape

Who loves candy the most?

by psyko_doogie
A Late Chomby Day Gift

Darigans don't make great first impressions, but that doesn't mean they can't be sweet

by ellipses4k
Have a Very Groovy Chomby Day!

Just look at those dance moves!

by kittykrueger
 
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"WoozleBee the Mighty" by samsimmer
I am Woozle the Fierce! I am the most feared pirate in all of Krawk Island! Nay, in all of NEOPIA! WoozleBee tilted his body back and let out a vicious…squeak. Reddening at the cheeks, he cleared his throat and growled in a slightly more ferocious manner. Would being intimidating ever become easier? He inspected himself closely in the Ancient Cursed Mirror, which had been handed down to him from Cap’n Threelegs, his intimidating pirate trainer, a fortnight ago. He squinted disapprovingly at his grey, too-soft fur. It was far too fluffy, far too silky, far too…not scary. With a sigh, he opened up his Mud Facepaint Kit and slathered thick, stinky mud across his fluffy cheeks, matting his fur and making his stomach heave. Being a pirate was sometimes a nasty bit of business, to be sure, but it was vitally important that WoozleBee managed to be extra fierce today! After all, it is not every day that a mere JubJub has the opportunity to graduate from Cap’n Threelegs’ Swashbuckling Academy! “You missed a spot,” a ghoulish voice said from behind him. A shiver ran through WoozleBee’s body and, instinctually, his fur shot out in all directions. WoozleBee growled as he turned to face his Ghost Goople petpet and friend, Goobs.“Oh drat, Goobs! Look what you did! I look like a dirty, unwound cotton ball now!” WoozleBee whined, spreading more mud into his fur in a vain attempt to make it lie flat. Goobs laughed heartily and floated circles around the young JubJub.




Other Stories


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10 Snapshots of Princess Vyssa
Far to the South, beyond the Haunted Woods, lied the Lost Desert, and in the heart of these lands, the magnificent Sakhmet City could be found, populated with Neopians, sun-kissed and resilient of the hostile living conditions of the desert. It was in these harsh, barren lands that she had been born.

by miu1109

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Kappie's First Chomby Carnival
After a long pause to sip her coffee, Elaine couldn’t take it anymore. “We’re going to your first ever Chomby Carnival!” she clapped her hands, unable to contain her excitement. Kappie’s eyes grew nearly twice their size.

Featuring rock_star_09 and their Chomby, Kappernicious

by hollywoodshowbox


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Typing Terror: Tips & Tricks
Below, I’ll go over the point system, level breakdown, and tips that will guarantee you those necessary 3,600 points for the avatar!

by butterflybandage

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Testing Arnold's Strength
I'm here to ask the tough questions and test the strength of my targets. While Arnold was wrapping up at his stall and going for one of his many 6-hour naps, I showed up on the scene.

by auraphic

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Return to Lynwood
“You can see curses?” Suhel asked Pharazon. To her Werelupe vision, nothing looked wrong with Lexora at all. “Well, they are a type of magic,” the faerie Draik said. “Magic to me is what smell is to you. I could see Connor’s curse on him, plain as day.”

by cosmicfire918

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Do You Believe In Magic: Part Two
Elwin didn’t remember the landing. He could recollect falling into the well and the surprisingly short drop down the dark shaft, but the landing itself…he had no memory of that. Likely he had hit his head immediately upon impact and forgotten everything.

by emblo93



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