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What am I? #6

Can you guess the species and color of this neopet using only a short riddle and a few pictures?

by pets_rock_8
The Search for Faye Pt. 5

Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 5/7

by icysnowe
Hard (of) Hearing

Pizza?!

Also by sabresfan77 and ohsilly

by rabbits_forever

Shadow of Evil p3

You are under my control.

Also by mucka33

by krabbox

The new color is delicious - Part 2 (end)

I heard that Kougras can be Candy now...

by arijuka
No Stone, No Service

He has his reasons...

by carrotcakie
Kiko Troubles

Ugh, my balloon!

by draggi_pi2
The Special Muffin

"Hey.. I do a special thing for you.. ;)"

Also by Userkai

by mutualismo

Topsi is Hosting This Year's Festival Neggs!

Now I'm ready!

Also by ruben160

by teca_alvarenga

Jokes

With stairs

by osaaru
The Best

He's a professional. Or, at least, no one can prove that he isn't.

by faeriegirl2000
Kookie Neopians - Episode One: Chia Snacks

Make sure you treat your Neopets to a cup of borovan every once in a while!

by northshire
Neopet Puns: Red Hot Chia Peppers!

Ahhhh!

by keeperbaby
Something Has Happened! (1)

The space faerie may have good intentions... but I don't think anyone enjoys being tossed a pile of leaves.

by lil_reef
What A Coincidence

Seriously?

by jjensen688
Prize Conundrums

Can I get some help?

by earthiness
The Truth Behind the Battleground of the Obelisk pt2

Hmmm...

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

 
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"Don't Hug Me, I'm Magma!" by almightynyx
It all started with a horribly placed game of tag. “Hey, HEY!! I said quit running around here! Someone’s going to get hurt!” the magma Tonu yelled angrily, slamming his spear into the hard ground for emphasis. But it wasn’t clear if the spastic Neopets were ignoring him, or just plain couldn’t hear him over their laughing and screaming. “CAN’T CATCH ME!!” a red Xweetok said between laughs. However, looking back for his blue Hissi friend to judge how far away he was, he ran smack into a rock. With a sly, cocky grin, the Hissi poked the Xweetok on the back. “You’re it,” he declared triumphantly before speeding off himself. “THAT’S NOT FAIR, SCHYFF! You can’t kick a Neopet when they’re down!!” the Xweetok argued. “It wasn’t a kick, it was a poke!” Schyff replied with another laugh. But with that, the Xweetok got up and charged right towards him with a twisted look of rage and determination on his face. Schyff’s eyes widened and he took a run for it. “For the LAST TIME, stop running around or I’ll---!” the Tonu began, but suddenly fell asleep with a snore. Even still, the poor guy went unnoticed and unheard. “Yottir calm down! It wasn’t like I made you run into the rock!” Schyff yelled while running away from the angry Xweetok. He was always a sore loser. This only added to Yottir’s fire, however. You never tell an angry Xweetok to ‘calm down.’ “Oh so you’re SCARED now?” he yelled back, closing in on him.




Other Stories


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Don't Hug Me, I'm Magma!
It all started with a horribly placed game of tag.

by almightynyx

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Wilhemina Gets a Job
Wilhemina the Eventide Eyrie lived a comfortable life, in a comfortable NeoHome, in comfortable clothes, ate adequate food, and enjoyed a good amount of fun.

by celiaceliav

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Erick Yoolander: Neopia's #1 Yooyu Model
We are interviewing The Yooyu who is THE FACE of the Altador Yooyu balls, as well as many other Yooyu themed items in general.

by timesamyth

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Mighty, Mighty Moehog: Judge Hog
With Moehog Day being celebrated this month, I wanted to take a look at the species as well as sit down with perhaps the most famous Moehog of them all: Judge Hog.

by auraphic

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Five
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death



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