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Riddle Time

Have you ever wondered?

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Too Soon?

It's always going to be too soon....

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And there it is.

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Holy Kau, Don't have a Kau Man!

Happy Kau Day!

by keeperbaby
Dirt Pie

Thrifting is all the rage.

by gollyga97
Slush: Let's be honest...

Team Maraqua Edition.

by _torchic__
Villainous Apple


by voskit
Coffee Chaos

Someone's causing trouble, I wonder why...

by applejuicerain

Couldn't you choose another time?

by ealm528
A Kadoatie Dream

I believe I can fly!

by applefaerie99
Something rotten

When the cheese and rotten omelette looks the same...

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by gnorbu_yarn

Go Team Lost Desert!

He's doing his best!

by angel_aura_quartz
What A Coincidence

No thanks...

by jjensen688
Everyone's a Critic....

Free Karaoke?!

Also by harper_1618

by sailorini_1

Thinking outside the box

Innovation at its finest

by _grizabella_
Two new avatars, yay!

I'm the kacheek.

by supertualet
Slushie Slinging Struggles

Enjoy your slushie!!

Also by somethingsosurreal

by ilovemykitties12

Ze Cool Kid - Unwelcome

A familiar face.

by krabbox
Eyrie Eccentricities 1 - Night of Sleep

Even darkness needs its rest.

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"A New Flavour" by 1isprime
Splat! The Slushie waitress turned back to see that the Lime Berry Slushie she had just prepared and whipped down the table had fallen to the ground. She looked toward the door and saw the impatient fan who ordered it running back toward the Yooyuball field. “Seriously? I made that in two seconds,” she sighed, and shuffled toward the mess to clean up. As she did, a roar began in the distance, and the ground began to shake. Fifty thirsty Neopians, half decked out in the red and blue of Meridell, and the rest sporting the pink and green of Faerieland, stampeded to the Slushie counters and began to yell their orders at the poor Tuskaninny waitress while also yelling at the rival fans. Apparently, Meridell and Faerieland were tied after the regulation time during the day’s surprisingly close Yooyuball game, and the fans were desperate for a Slushie before the shootout. The waitress sighed once more, and then put on a huge smile and started to grab empty plastic cups. She pointed to restless fans one at a time, ran to the machines to get what they wanted, slapped a sticker on the cup corresponding to the right team, and whipped them down the polished counters – no time to walk it over. Some fans got the wrong flavours, but they barely had time to complain before the next order was underway. After hundreds of cups had been slung down the tabletops, drained, and then left for the waitress to pick up, she finally had a moment of quiet. The shootout was about to start, and no one wanted to miss it, running back at full speed back into the hot Altador sun. But the waitress had a nagging feeling about the rush. Despite the huge amount of people, she felt it had been quieter than usual for some reason.

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