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I'm being used

You've got mail!

by keeperbaby
Why We Have So Many Slorg Games and No Weewoo Ones

Did you ever wonder?

by secant
Spot the Difference! NT 800 Edition

Can you Spot the 100 Differences in this special NT 800 edition of Spot the Difference!?

by snwarren
800 Days Of Friendship

Let's celebrate!

by she_chose_love
A special edition - Part 1

It's the 800th issue!!

Also by yasmimbf

by loislanny

Cirrus-ly, The 800th NT Is Finally Here!!!

Cloudy jokes...

by jmo7692
Have No Fear, BattlePea Is Here!

To the rescuuueee..

by squatle
Why Weewoos Stay Home During NT Anniversary Editions

Why do we Weewoos stay home?

by fanlia
NT Editors Can Sleep Through Anything

Waaakeee up the 800th issue is here...

by murillion
How did she do that...?

Comic-ception...

by kelexie
Haunted Woods Delivery

Celebrate issue #800 with a special Haunted Woods NT delivery!

by lepetitpoulet
It's a snip!!

A snip here and a snip there...

by hunnybunnie
A Weewoo's Wish Pt 5

How does one weewoo?

by mucka33
Creative Struggle

What to post?

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

Pinned to My Heart

Sometimes the little things are good enough.

by 360spinfish
How Soon is "Too Soon"?

So did I make it...?

by danzgirl12
Party to Issue 800 part 4: Finally a party

Heyyyy we like to partayy...

by thegoddesofxweetok1
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: 800th Special

Calpes has an idea!

by pikemaster1
Ill for Good: part 3 - Watery Eyes

Onion balm really?

Also by cherokee165

by sergente__hartmann

NT 1st Edition?! That's a long time ago...

A long long time ago...

by sallynicol
Just Like Grandpa

GOALS!

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

What do we all want?!

Justice for all!

by sky_lady
Trouble in Paradise: 100 Neopian Times Issues

Scrappy kicked me off of her desk. I just wanted her help.

by chasing_stars44
End of Summer Bash: Part I of II

Summer has come and gone...

Also by bouncyhanyou

by flopalop

We survived 800 editions!

We made it!

Also by ruben160

by teca_alvarenga

How to become an NT Weewoo

Don'tcha wanna know?

Also by ohmygirl

by shadowlugia_92

Sunny Side Up: 800 Issues Old

I don't know, Biscuit, walkers could be used as a rather effective whacking device.

by amarettoball
Congrats!

Happy Bird Day!

Also by Stephsie

by mustikeuh121

 
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"The Great Gormball Gala" by juggal3tt3j
Prince_Hailstorm and M0n0xid3 were enjoying the cool breeze by the water and relaxing to the sounds of chirping Pteris nearby. The heat of the summer had been unbearable, always feeling like you were in the Lost Desert, so the breeze was most welcomed. The friends had decided to take advantage of the break in the weather to go fishing, which mainly involved sipping cool lemonade, talking, and being generally lazy on the riverbank. Hail and M0n0 had a great friendship- they understood the balance between having fun as well as being able to spend time in each other’s company in silence while they pondered their own thoughts. M0n0 broke their current silence, "Do you know the Annual Gormball Championships are coming up? I’d sort of like to go watch them; I haven’t played since I got the avatar so it’d be fun for old time’s sake." "Oh yes, that would be fun! When I was playing for the avatar I’d started collecting statistics concerning the probability of the Gormball exploding and its correlation to the elapsed time in that round. I could increase my data sets much easier by watching- it was very difficult to play and take notes at the same time!" Hail responded enthusiastically, excited by the possibility of getting more reliable results for his data. "I can only imagine how hard that would be! I was trying to find a formula for game play myself, but I’d lose track every time I got the Steel Gormball, you know how easily I lose focus! Anyway, it was so frustrating to see so many points lost at once! Then when I finally got the avatar and a trophy I forgot all about finding a formula. It was so exciting! I knew the Gormball would normally explode anywhere between 4 and 15 seconds, so in order to maximize the chances of getting the bonus Gormballs I would only hold it for 1 second on my turn. I ended up with a few pink Gormballs worth between 1 and 6 points, an electric Gormball worth 22 points, a space Gormball worth 26 points….and I almost lost all of my chill when I got a fire Gormball worth 30 points! I was sure I’d end up losing and not getting the times 4 bonus for winning, but I won!




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Wally and the 800th
The small Weewoo, affectionately named Wally, chirped excitedly and flew around the small Neohome, imaging himself delivering the highly anticipated Neopian Times edition, wearing that coveted blue postal cap.

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Frimdy Cranks the Heat to 800
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800 Neopian Times Sponsors
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The Most Thorough Gormball History Lesson, Part 3
The final part to learning everything there is to know about Gormball!

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Young Jhudora and Queen Fyora: Part Eight
She quickly memorized the New Fae number system so that she could excel.

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Funny Faerie: Part Four
The final part to the funny faerie series...

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