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Face the Facts

They do say fact is stranger than fiction.

Also by cloudypoogle and squishable

by rooftopchicken

The Leaf Bag

Having a trash bag designed after you is bad enough. Being reminded it exists is even worse.

by trishabeakens
Add's Shenanigans


by dtrg
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Part 1

That's why the shrine is so big, it's full of secrets

by paperjeans
Same, Right?

right, same?

by butterflybandage
Blumaroo's Joke

Can a Blumaroo jump higher than a house?

Also by sthephanie

by neschulz

Random Oddness - Wraith Resurgence #5

Pets that are painted wraith should probably sit this one out.

by mistyqee
All That Glitters

Stop trophy inequality!

by friend101253
Fyora's Wings

.. Are you serious?

by supertualet
Travelling through the sewages of Neopia

Just one..more..second..

Also by outzpwn

by millyhz

The voice inside my head

Did you say cookies??

Also by cherie_nicole

by keruza

Effective Method For Stress Relief

ohhh...ahhhh..ohh lala

by miikuroneko
Recovering From Boochi

After an encounter with Boochi, one of my pets undergoes a transformation. But his buddies forgot a detail... Wearables

by tangamandapiano
Unstuck #1: Transformation Sequence

Whata transformation...!

by rimonic
TFW: Everyone's a Critic

Well you know what...

by jjensen688
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In-Depth Guide to Master: Snow Wars II.

INTRODUCTION Hi there, my Neopian friend on the other side of the screen. I’ve received a few petitions asking me to write a guide for a game that might be of interest to people into avatar collecting. This game as you have already read in the title of this article is Snow Wars II; an improved, more exciting and harder version of an old non-flash game. I’m pretty sure most of us own the trophy awarded for beating Snow Wars, but maybe it’s not enough for you and that’s perfectly fine! Always aim for the stars and to be better. So this time around I’m going to listen to some of you, i’ll give you all tips and advices for this game. You should able to get the avatar by the time you finish reading this guide and even a shiny trophy, because why not? THE BASICS Most of this information is kind of obvious and if you have history trying to get the avatar for this game, you already know the basics; I’ll mention all of this as a reminder anyway.

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Darigan Overlords
The shadowy figures slunk through the dank tunnels. As the sludge dripped off their daggers and spears, they trudged higher and higher. They reached the hidden gate and cast the spell that would open the enchanted gate.

by grimmbones7


Battle at Sea
The dainty paws’ of the infamous pirate captain Rowan pats against the deck of the faded walnut color of the wooden deck, as she peeks through the clear crystal telescope that fits in her paw perfectly.

by dragonshadez


Morphing Potions - Are they Worth It?
There are several hundred Morphing Potions available out there to change your pet! You may be looking for a new colour, a different species, or a combination of both! You may even consider collecting Morphing Potions; bottles for Morphing Potions can be very pretty or impressive, perfect for showing off in your gallery.

by myjudem


Choosing A Basic Colour
In our current time in Neopia, we are all striving to push and push through to the next greatest iteration of our pets. Saving up for mutant transmogrification potions and Fire, Fire, Your Pants On Fire Paint Brushes. What is the latest and greatest in fashion and style, and how can we paint our pets to really maximize their appeal?

by randmar


The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Four
Deep in the old castles of Meridell, Mina and Talzadon stood by the armor-filled well, despondent. Mina had stopped breathing fire while they contemplated their options in the darkness. “I’ve got an idea,” she said almost solemnly, “but it’s up to you to make it work.”


by purplehopper


A Reunion in Meridell
Jhudora hummed softly as she patched a hole in one of her dresses...

by rocksysmom

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