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Please Be Quiet

my bad...

by piratesy
Under the Iron Fist of Dr. Sloth - Ep. I

The Life of Zvak the Grundo

by xorag
Return to Neo #03

Silent Treatment

by cami_v27
Best part of Altador Cup

All worth it..

art by: naama_mikeas

by itsbah

Give me a sign...

Aw jeez...

by k3l26
The Angry Chia

Take a deep breath in and out

also by Neschulz

by sthephanie

Collectors Have It Rough!

Hmmm good question...

by preksolanx
Dice-a-WHO? #8

Boing

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver

Snow is no good

Aww man I just wanted to eat a snowflake..

by rafa_potter
The True Ghost Lupe

sweet or sour?

by frenchtoasts
When Neopets Cosplay

I spent 6 months on this costume...

by kaddisti
Wraithcon X - Weapons Wednesday

Nunya can create things out of anything he desires. And weapons are his specialty!

by krabbox
Random Oddness

Full steam ahead!

by mistyqee
Soup Faerie Woes

What must I do?

by thebiscuitbunch
Bad Joke Hissi (Part Two)

You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula
 
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"A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief" by moonandflowers
Dear Purple Grundo Sir, Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the "Freaky Factory", one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop. I implore that you please, please stop. For one thing, you’re making my job a lot harder than it needs to be, and I am not the one you need to be punishing. I know that you think you’re hurting Dr. Sloth in your thievery, but I promise you, he his not hurt in the slightest by your acts. You know who is? Me. And me alone. I am not your enemy, sir. I am just another cog in the wretched machine we call Dr. Sloth’s Empire. A cog with bills to pay. A cog that you’re actively trying to… throw… rust on? Okay, that metaphor broke down pretty quickly. You get my point. And let’s talk about the margin you must be making off these toys. It seems like you’ve dropped a hefty amount of neopoints to go as unnoticed as possible in our factory. Painted purple, with an outfit that perfectly matches our piping system? I mean, that’s some dedication, I’ll give you that. But how much of that are you really making back by selling our figures? I know I personally shoo you off the line anytime I see you (distracting me from my work, I might add,) and I would assume my coworkers would do the same on their shifts.




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A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief
Dear Purple Grundo Sir,

Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the “Freaky Factory”, one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop.

by moonandflowers


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25 New Avatar Ideas for the Avatar Obsessed
Avatars are one of the single most collectible rewards on the Neopets site and oftentimes the “status” of ones account is judged on how many avatars they have earned. Avatars were achievements before such a thing was mainstream.

by sick_swimmer

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The Neoboards and YOU! - A quick guide to the boards
Over the years, the Neoboards have been a forum for the citizens of Neopia to gather and discuss whatever is happening on the site. Needless to say, the boards never completely covered all the possible topics, and they have grown to cover other topics than they were originally intended.

by 1337_masta

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Neovia's Corruption:Part Two
“I never really knew how eerie the Haunted Woods was until now.” Queen Nera commented as she followed King Altador through the dark forest. She didn't want to fall too far behind him. Who knows what was in these woods? It could be wraiths, dark faeries, or even worse...the Kiko Lake Team.

by trishabeakens

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Eight
It was rainy and cool on the morning Eunji first saw the Imperial City. Built on a flattened mountain top, the sprawling complex of buildings was surrounded by a thick wall, on top of which tall banners flapped imposingly. Below, the mountain dropped off in sheer cliffs, its roots hidden in mists that swirled around it and the other pillar-like peaks in this mountain range.

by cosmicfire918



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