|Preparing Neopia for the Meepits
||Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8
|The Price of Faith: Part ElevenWaves parted on either side, crashing and foaming,
the wind ruffling her purple gowns and silky hair. She held her staff in one
hand, though it was now devoid of the Crystal that was meant to sit atop it...|
|True Sisters: Part SevenClambering to her feet, Morbid strode up the
steps to the platform and stood hesitantly before Cinpate. With a twinkle in
his eye, he unsheathed his sword and placed the flat of the blade upon her head...|
|Past Reflections: Part Eight"Is this how you fight?" she demanded angrily, her every word ringing
out her utter contempt. "By going up against little kids who can't even stand?" |
|Encountering Resistance: Part Seven"These cells are something else. I tried to burn through one of the
walls with my pocket welding iron, but all I had time to do was blow a hole
through to that water pipe before a guard came in and took it away..."|
|The Peophin Incident: Part FiveChaelian found himself gazing upon an incredible scene.
Miles and miles of nothing but mountains rose up from the earth, all of them formed
from the light brown stone commonly found in Tyrannia...|
|In the Nightmares: Part Three"Don't you see it?" Chara asked. "It's the dream.
You found that thing, and now, whatever the rest of the dream is, it's going
to come true..."|
|The Kougra Klan: Part Four"Oka belongs to us," said another familiar voice
behind her. It was a deep, rasping voice, and it sounded is if he were sneering
|Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part Three"Young Captain Garin," Scarblade spoke menacingly.
His voice was dark and unnerving...|
|The Search for the Golden Dice: Part TwoStanding on the threshold was
an old pirate Lupe, holding a rapier, which he was pointing at Dublin. Dublin
|The Adventures of a New Big Sister: Part TwoI clung to Jeanie like a leech, staring
with fear at the dark faerie. Trohanex was staring wide-eyed with admiration
|From Enemy to Brethren: Part Two Now, as Mimi and I headed to school, with Rat
trailing behind us, I let him tease me. Every time he leaped for my tail I'd
manage to flick it away...|
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Toast Can Save You
If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...
|The Pink Witch|
Mum had said that someone
- a witch - was moving in, and if he kept messing around in the garden the witch
would turn him into a frog. Kipper was unconcerned...
Not only were the harvests rich, the villagers were assiduous, patient and virtuous, and best of all, there
was a smiling face just around every corner. One of them was the face of a pretty young Cybunny named Sasha...
|Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life|
I have made
it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe
I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely
nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.
|Something Fishy About the National Neopian|
For those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they
go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we
respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on.