|Caution: Quills may be sharp
||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Eight"You're going to get zapped," Ara explained, "into a brainless minion of the Meepits. You will become pink colored, and you will not have a will of your own..."
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|Further Tales of Woe: Part SixIt was slightly reassuring to Reggie to be able to hold the Slorgclops close, but it kept making those awful snuffling purr noises, which surely attracted more brigands than it deterred...|
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Five"You mean to say that because you lost your way, you led the Meridell ambassador through the dregs of the keep all night long, while every officer, soldier, maid, and kitchen servant scoured the Citadel looking for the two of you..."|
|An Illusion Spun: Part Four"What are you talking about?" Karik demanded. He had dropped the coconut and was standing above her, breathing heavily, looking bewildered and slightly wild-eyed...|
|Book of Wisdom: Part FourThe Korbat looked up in alarm.
"Where's my mommy?" she asked, her huge eyes staring up at Hannah...|
|Dreams Do Come True: Part ThreeMs. Annette Lightfoot, We are terribly sorry to announce this, but...|
|Clumsy Claudia and the Great Negg Hunt: Part ThreeAll eyes turned towards Claudia, who flushed a deep crimson color; she hated being the center of attention. Biting her lip, she tried to ignore...
Also written by autbum
|Ailemea Smiled: Part Two"You don't understand, sis," he said. "A Kougra is living in my room. He has an angelpuss. He is white. He doesn't groom and he has no fashion sense and..."|
|Those Dark Eyes: Part Three"Isn't this exciting?" asked Rovan as they neared the tall doors. He looked over at Afton, and she could see the eagerness in his dark eyes...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part Two"I don't remember being here," she says absently. Inside, her heart is soaring. A mage--a real mage, here in town! She has never seen a mage before...|
|The Lost Fuzzle: Part Two"Garin, we're hopelessly lost; admit you're wrong for once," I said, annoyed...|
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"A Day with a Legend" by munchkin24547
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only, Judge Hog!" The gymnasium erupted with applause and screams of joy as Judge Hog walked out onto the stage. He walked obnoxiously slowly and his shiny black boots made squeaky noises as he walked. He stopped for a moment...
|A Thousand Years|
Fyora gazed out of the window, letting her mind drift. The sight of the ocean brought back many memories. She was old, older than she liked to admit...
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|Five Easy Steps To Become A Successful Pirate|
The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.