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||Issue: 545 | 18th day of Hunting, Y14
|Infinity: Part Twelve"I'm not gonna be scared anymore! If they don't like the way I am, then tough!"|
|A Second Chance: Part TenJane, startled by the loud bang, turned to face the helm to see Abigail fall to the deck. Her eyes widened in horror as her jaw dropped. "No... no! Abbie!"|
|Things Best Remembered: Part EightBut she had to get off of the ground somehow. Sure, her yelling could bring a Guardian, but it could also bring help, which she really needed...|
|The Scarab and the Sea: Part Six"I'm a pirate. I don't need to be dignified."|
|Greenglade: Part Five"Since when has it been our duty to stop her?" Akorri replied, his eyes wide...|
|Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part FourThe next morning, after breakfast, we six were gathered outside of the inn discreetly discussing plans, when Celine wandered into the alley next to the inn and started barking. We went after her to see what was up. Lying on the ground was...|
|Out of the Shadows: Part SevenThe entrance hall was a smoking mess. There was chunks of stone missing from every wall, and the pair of doors leading to the Library were hanging off their hinges...|
|The Grand Neopian Travelling Circus: Part Two'That's hard,' Sinead said, trying to turn out her leg. Focus! She growled to herself.|
|Before the Thunder: Part TwoLightning grinned and hugged him.
"When have I ever not been careful?" she asked. When she released him, Navric looked even more nervous than before, which made her laugh.
|Caylis's Necklace: Part Three"Please, this is urgent! You have to let me in!" Schala stood – er, floated face to face with a pair of bulky Maraquan Skeiths. They were in front of the gates to the underwater city...|
|Can You Remember?: Part ThreeThat night, Saeleah's dreams filled her brain with strange, hauntingly familiar images...|
|Hiding the Clockwork Negg: Part Three"Listen, we should talk. We're the only ones without a negg, so..."|
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