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||Issue: 550 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y14
|Only Human: Part FourThe house was empty, save for the piles of money sitting around her. One and a half million neopoints... |
|Greenglade: Part TenWithout another word Lorelei fired a dark purple ball at Laerya. The Cybunny ducked; the ball hit the roof...|
|Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Six"Now listen," Black threatened him. "I came here for answers, and I'm going to get them, one way or another."|
|The Game of Master Hog: Part FourRadiant halls, a glimmer in the night skyline, unseen by all but by those within. A place where the poor will find riches, and the rich will come to get poorer...|
|The Eternal Paint Brushes: Part ThreeSheldon couldn't think of what to do. He couldn't break free of King Altador's grasp. |
|Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Two"Why did you invite a stranger here?" Karnu asked indignantly.|
|Finding a Home: Part Three"I had room, but then I got books!" the Ixi giggled. "Books, books, books!"|
|The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Two"I think someone else is on your petpage," Grey answered and pulled out the chair so she could sit down. She waited as Lady's eyes scanned the page.|
|Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Two"Huh? Oh, yes, I just... wanted a little time to myself," Brynn said with a sigh. She continued to stare out the window. |
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10 Items Representing Neopia
Neopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians, as the publication of this very special issue is celebrated and held dear by everyone. :) Neopia Central Scene Stamp: As its name entails, Neopia Central is the primary...
He paced, barking his orders as they came to his head to the purple Grundo sitting nearby. The Grundo frantically wrote...
|Battle of the Ixi|
There were a variety of things Hanso would have preferred doing on a Saturday, none of which included being at the The Hidden Tower for a large celebration in honor of the 550th issue of the Neopian Times.
|Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.|
Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...
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