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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Three

“Given your team name, I know that you’re used to seeing these types of occurrences back at your world. Still, I didn’t expect all of you to be surprised at the amount of Neopians using a disguise,”

by lupe_hunter_7
The Crimson Curse:Part Two

Wiluite noticed him approaching. Almost at once he ran up to him, “Arthur! What did you just do?! Are you out of your—?”

by shadowknight_72
The Curse of the Impatient Seamstress:Part Two

Jhudora hummed as she poured herself a cup of coffee. It was just after sunrise and she had a long day of handing out quests before her.

by rocksysmom
 
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"The Flood that Brought Trouble" by hannahcreep
Spike the blue Shoyru didn’t like going to Neoschool. In fact, he had tried almost every excuse in the book to get out of Neoschool but his owner, Hannah, was too smart for that. “Well, I guess if you have Ugga-Ugga, you can’t tell me whether or not you still want to be painted stealthy one day,” Hannah would say as Spike laid in bed. “Of course I want to be stealthy!” Spike would proclaim before realizing he ruined his lie. Spike wasn’t the smartest Neopet in the land but he also wasn’t the dumbest. One day, he asked his brother, Konjik the baby Kiko the following question: “How do you get out of Neoschool?” “I’m a baby that studies magic. I think that warrants me being able to get out of simple learning. Plus, I’m, like, really smart dude.”




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