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Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part One

When she finally came to join them again, she heard a name she was hoping never to hear again. "Malei?" she said. "What about him?"

by rachelindea
Money: Part One

That's the excuse my owner always has, whenever I ask for anything. There's not enough money. We're out of our weekly allowance. It's too expensive...

by icegirl_sara
The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part One

She was excited. This was the day they would finally move to the Lost Desert. She had dreamed of it all her life, and now it was finally happening...

by kirsche474
 
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Space For School?



Neoschool has finally arrived, and the Pets of Neopia are breathing a collective sigh of resignation. No more spending days lying in the grass to stare at the clouds above. School supplies are being fetched from the darkest corners of safety deposit boxes after months and years of lying idle. 227,663,858 Pets are planning to... Wait, there are 227,663,858 Pets in the world of Neopia?! At the time of writing, there sure are. While educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool...



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Don't Worry, The Gravity Works Just Fine
My owner? Well, she was standing not two feet from me, also staring at the wheel, never blinking. 'I wonder if she's hypnotized by it,' I thought to myself...

by pinata_novia

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A Way for the Willing
She had already solved the first problem in her mind, but she hesitated before she put it down on the paper. What if... what if she got a C too? Would that solve things?

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Getting Around the "No Petpets Allowed" Rule
There are some things that Neoschool is not a place for. The Darkest Faerie. Sloth. Chewing gum. And, surprisingly enough: petpets.

by ilovetoread_247

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The Top Five April Fools Tricks In Neopian History
A list of the five best April Fools tricks in Neopian history in honor of April Fools Day this year.

by shakinheadtotoe

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Sweet as a Rotten Apple
We never saw that Kiko student again...

by fruitcupandspoons

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Islandlubbers
Who are you, the grammar police?

by cyaneus



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