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The Elements of the Exploring: Part One

She smiled to herself and sped up, thinking she had won, until suddenly, a cloud of fire appeared before her...

by iamcanadian1428
Shay Peters and the Clockwork Caper: Part One

I was rich and free with an ego bigger than the world itself. But still, something bothered me...

Also by chocolateisamust

by sirussblack

The Yellow Gelert: Part One

"Hey, Pix," she said slowly. "Since it's summer, could I get a job?"

by pixie_29
 
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Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...



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