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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Gnorbu Care



First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...



Other Stories


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Jelly World Does Not Exist
"Does Kreludor REALLY revolve around Neopia? Or is it Neopia that revolves around Kreludor? Are we sure the sky is blue?"

by ginny_invisible

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Warring with Sloth
I took one last look at my colorful Robot Xweetok casings in the mirror (through the visor, of course) and trotted downstairs to find Rainy rummaging for a coat in the closet.

by raining_shadow

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How to Take Care of Your Plushie Neopet!
How you can have a happy, healthy plushie.

by reducation

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Second-Hand Scores!
For those of us who may have let our generosity get the best of us this holiday season.

by valikthebuilder

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Chokato: Lab Zap
"I just wented to teh lab rayz and u'll never guess whut happenid..."

by p0king

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Do you like...
...my costume?

by loubie_04



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