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The Winds of Change: Part One

What would we do if one of Neopia's greatest evils returned?

by icedragon_14_1
The Black Scarab: Part One

Sea Cat jumped and whirled around, only to find a cutlass at her throat, and Scarblade standing in front of her. She glared...

by medit92
Friends Forever: Part One

The Draik chasing her screamed, "Halt, in the name of Lord Kass of the Kass Citadel!"

by crazymomskid1
 
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"Illusen's Mission" by aisha_enchantress110
"Yo dawg," said the orange Wocky that ran Neopia's only extreme game that involved counting potatoes, "I heard that yo and yo Lupe like potatoes, so I put yo Lupe in a potato so yo Lupe can potato count while yo potato count, dawg!" The human recipient of this awkward statement was looking at this Wocky with a confused look...




Other Stories


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Illusen's Mission
"A situation like this calls for action! And I know JUST what to do..."

by aisha_enchantress110

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The Shadow of a Nightmare
The annual Gathering of Evil was just getting under way.

by dlandwehrs4816

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Throwing an Illusen Day Party
Throw a party for Illusen Day!

by ziposaki

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A Rather Curious Interview
I am talking, of course, about the one and only Chef Bonju.

by hogwartsbean3

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PlzSutekCanIHaveMoreTime!?
... please?

Also by azzletaker

by scinnychan


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Talk About Random
A wild Pinchit appeared!

by buizelmaniac



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