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Empire: Part One

Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy
Occupational Hazard: Part One

Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft
 
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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...




Other Stories


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The Meaning of Family
"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin


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The Revenge of the Pant Devil
I opened the front door expecting to see the happy Christmas figure of a Bruce. Instead, Montu had tears streaming down her face.

by absdafabs

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The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!
Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997

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The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure
A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you.

by hallie035

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Camouflage Isn't For Everyone
Some pets are better at hide and seek than others.

by blue_moon44

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Techopalooza: Cheeseroller
Ke goes Cheeserolling...

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5



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