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"Usuki Singing Stars #40: The Great Chadley Chase" by downrightdude
“Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” she shrieked, joining Snaw on the couch. Scary raised an eyebrow. “What is wrong with you two freaks?” the purple Bruce snarled. Snaw jumped off the couch. “Chadley, THE biggest celebrity in all of Neopia, is visiting the bookstore tomorrow for a meet-and-greet session! Calla and I have been dancing ever since somebody told us about it!” Sparkles clapped. “Ooh, how fun!” the pink Bruce gushed. She, like Snaw and Calla, adore Chadley and thought the green Zafara was the coolest Neopian ever. Scary, however, just rolled her eyes. “So, does this mean we’ll be seeing him tomorrow?” Sparkles gasped. “We have to!” Snaw insisted. “The first thirty fans will get free Chadley Usuki dolls! There will also be free posters, buttons and masks, but an Usuki is too good to miss out!” Calla leapt off the couch and screamed. “CHADLEY WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND I SHALL STEAL HIS HAIR!” She danced excitedly and Snaw joined her. “Will your pets be joining us too, Calla?” asked Sparkles. “All my pets are hiding fro me,” Calla explained. She shrugged. “Oh well. This means more Chadley for me!” “So do all of us have to accompany you freaks to se Mr. Overrated?” Scary pressed, folding her arms over her chest. “You can either come or stay here and do nothing,” Snaw instructed. Sparkles nudged Scary. “Come on, Scare! It’s we’re talking about! Wouldn’t you love to meet him too??” “I’d rather eat coal,” Scary remarked. “Perfect! We’ll have coal for tomorrow’s evening meal,” Snaw declared. Scary facepalmed. “You’re all morons,” she grumbled as Snaw, Calla and Sparkles chattered eagerly about the meet-and-greet. “It’s going to be the best day ever!” Calla insisted.

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