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||Issue: 174 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y7
|Riddle of the Blades|
If you cannot answer the riddle asked,
When you face an opponent yet unmasked,
My help will not be mine to give,
So find the answer if you wish to live.
|Glad to be Back"HANNAH!" he cried, and began running. Hannah
jumped into his arms, and the two gave a welcoming and warm embrace. "Long,
long time since I've clapped me eyes on you!" |
|Around the Heart of the Mountain"There is one question still remaining," the
Keeper continued gravely. "Who released the monster?" Silence. "Who loosed the
Bringer of Night? If among the fallen, let the name be spoken. If among the
living... step forward."|
|Smile of an AcaraShe'd come all this way, she might as well get
that new dress she'd wanted. Then she'd quickly get home before the rain fell,
and all would be well as she tried on her new dress at home in front of her
full-length pink mirror.|
|Resolutions"I love it out
here. It's just too bad we couldn't make some sort of profit off of it. I'm
not real into Neopoints, as you know, but a girl's gotta eat."|
|I'm No KrawkEach day the water provoked Kyle. He was a green
Eyrie, but he grew so sad, he became a blue one. He compared himself to the
sea whenever he looked in the mirror. He even lost his liking to fly. He needed
to do something and he wanted to waste no more time.|
|Weekend FunFor some reason a Darigan Zafara brought an invitation to
my doorstep and said she couldn't wait to see me this weekend!|
|DeceptionUpon the brink of Terror Mountain, at the dividing
line between stone and snow, a civilization of thieves existed. Their flames
burned with malice, and scared off the light of the moon... the only thing that
illuminated the thieves was pure fire, nothing more...|
|One Scary Night"Poor Albert! Evil Esophagor! He turned Mutant!
I'm gonna turn Mutant like him!"|
|Zarrelian and the Crokabeks of Doom"Ow! You'll be sorry, Webbleflub! Ouch! You too,
Mordegan! Oooh, that one hurt!" Grumbling bitterly under his breath, Zarrelian
stormed off, not really sure where he was heading and with no particular destination
in mind. |
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"Riddle of the Blades" by jedimaster891
The word's burned in Aethia the air faerie's mind constantly. Even in sleep. For they were the words written on the Sword of Ice in the ancient Faerie Tongue for the Battle Faeries who wielded it...
|Invaders and Foes: The Chia Fruit Bowl|
The newest invaders and foes of Neopia? CHIAS
(bye-bye Lupes). Bulge out your eyes, drop your jaws, scream in terror all you
want, it’s not going to change anything. Just a slight correction to my prior
saying: I didn’t exactly mean all Chias.
|50 New Year's Resoloutions for You|
New Year's Resolutions.
What should they be this year? Should you try to lose weight once again? Attempt
to break your scratchcard addiction? Resolve to finally save up for a paint brush
this time, instead of blowing it all on plushies?
|Night Walker: Part Six|
"You want it? Then take it!" I didn't reply;
it was a challenge, I lived for challenges. I whirled around and leapt at the
stone tower and began scampering up the side. I heard the ghosts let out little
noises of shock and outrage.
|Darkness Binding 4: Part Two|
Fyora was left speechless for a moment. Her
eyes opened wide and she slowly said, "Those... are some rather serious accusations.
Is there proof of this?"