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||Issue: 175 | 28th day of Sleeping, Y7
|A Trio of Evil - The LeakIt was as if there was this tiny little
rainstorm right above my chair.|
|The Clandestine Daughter"I've put plenty
of food and fresh water in there, enough to last you months at least. As soon
as I conquer Meridell I'll come and get you, alright?" Iska remained outside,
arms crossed in front of her chest. |
|Coming Clean"Come on Alyai! It'll be fun; we won't stay too
long. We'll just race there and then go straight home. Griff will never know."|
|Of Wockies and Rukies"Well, uh," Sapphire replied, "I've never seen
a Ruki before!" she blurted out. "What are you doing here in Neopia Central?
I thought you were a Lost Desert pet!"|
|The Saga of Two PiratesWendy pouted and turned away. Nevertheless,
escape was useless due to the fact that they were bound tightly next to each
other inside a boat that could barely fit a loaf of bread....|
|The Day I Taught at Neoschool"'Dear cosmicfire918,
our resident art teacher, Mr. Lupid, has just informed us that he has come down
with a sudden case of NeoFlu and will need to stay home tomorrow to recuperate..."|
|End of the WorldWhen Silara went to sleep that night her life
was made perfect. She didn't know this immediately but the fact was there, buried
deep within her subconscious for when she woke up in this new world...|
|What REALLY Goes On Inside the NT Submission Form"Hello Miss," said the Zafara, waving at Rachel.
"I'm Nigel Randonon. Would you like to buy some of my Juppie Juice Ink? It's
not real juice, it just smells like it! All your friends will love receiving
letters from you!"|
|Secret Worries of the Tooth FaerieI was walking on a beautiful summer day trying to find a
poison snowball for my older brother when I saw an ad taped to the front of a
|Melodramatic Stories and Tales: The Final ChapterErika flipped through the book quickly with her
eyes closed, stopping only when her finger was lodged (slightly painfully) between
pages 798 and 799. "Jhuidah and the Cooking Pot," she announced.
|Autobiography of a BalloonI look just like any of the other balloons in the
shop, but perhaps by some strange Faerie magic which even I am unaware of, I am
unlike them. For I have a mind of my own.|
|Of Kidnapped Pets and Crossword Clues"Faerie Crossword. They give you clues and you
have to go and find the answers, and then if you get them all soon enough the
faerie gives you NP."|
|Sincerely, LunaUrgh, all this writing is making me sick to my
head. I don't know what to write about!|
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"Did you really think I was helping you?" growled
the Snow Beast. "It was merely a trap to get you all here. I've been after you
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|Judgment: Part Two|
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