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A Day in the Life of a Health Nut

"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like."

by lassie_nikki
Broken Dreams

I remember one time when it wasn't that way. When it was just me, just me and MomÖ

by aikomizu92
Getting Rid of Zara

Little frowned. "Momma, aren't you going to help me find Zara?" he asked...

by broadwaybaby986
A Bad Dream

"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible
A Gift From the Doomed

"We really don't have too much of a choice, ZuBuxu. The Ferryman's last boat ride of the week is tonight..."

by xxnekoninjaxx
My Friends, My Family, and Me

You are probably wondering why I, a once beautiful red Acara, now dingy, unkempt, and dirt poor, am standing in line in the Soup Kitchen...

by feliscata
Chronicles of the Mahirmai Khan: Lost

Lazily, Raghidmab debated whether it was worth the effort to walk down the hill to the creek for a drink. Thirst finally won over lethargy...

by nimras23
Chaos

I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor...

by kindheartedfairy
Scaring Simohn

Not every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets...

by blumaroocrazy21
The Phantom of 1000 Tombs

"I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...

by anjie
The Downfall of Altador

Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove
The Star of Friendship

Her purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while, and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside. Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious...

by ezparanza
 
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"The Phantom of 1000 Tombs" by anjie
The book was old, held tightly in the paw of Meti, a small Plushie Draik. A dreamy expression was fixed upon his face, his thoughts overcome with fantasies of adventures in far away lands. With wonder and awe, he read aloud from the tome...




Other Stories


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What You Do or Don't Know About Stan
He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items.

by my2nyour2

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Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper
Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom

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The Dark Before the Dawn II: My Other Half: Part Two
I couldnít help but think that what the doctor had told us was odd. I almost didnít believe him. Iíve never known Sugar to place the blame on someone else if she knows it was not their fault...

by jambammer

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The Path to Freedom: Part One
Sampson wasnít good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123

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How to Win Battledome Fights*
*Winning not guaranteed

by krychek2001

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Elderly Pets Gone Wild
Not even Uni Shampoo can help.

by wallaroo42



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