|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8
|The Perfect LockThe red-hot creation that had been carefully
dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave
it a tight, satisfied smile...|
|A Balthazar-Faerie TaleI haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.|
|One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night
that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...|
|TransmogrificationI suppose it began on the day my owner decided
to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...|
|The Fearsome TwosomeIt was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...|
|Tales of a Petpet Campfire"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he
noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to
the Petpet Retreat?"|
|Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming
from beside the lab ray...|
|The End of the Endless Plains"You young rascals keep running off. How am
I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the
pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."|
|Some Assembly RequiredI had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly,
but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away"
song at the top of their lungs...|
|Telling Kep's StoryMost of you, especially you Altador Cup fans
out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused
to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...|
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Guide for Manly Men
All of the following things do not contain one manly thing about them: the color pink, Usuki dolls, shades of purple, the Rainbow Pool, faerie magic, Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop… And that’s nothing. Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. The effect that females have had upon Neopia is overwhelming and opens up so many questions. Why are all the faeries...
|For the Altador Cup: Part Two|
"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't
remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping
cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"
|Pages of a Lost Past: Part Three|
None of them had said a word for several hours.
The only noises came from the paddle slicing through the clear water and the
Island Techo who had been humming since they had left Mystery Island...