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|A Thousand YearsFyora gazed out of the window, letting her mind drift. The sight of the ocean brought back many memories. She was old, older than she liked to admit...
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|The Lonely SpardelShe thought she may have found such an adventure when, in the distance, she saw a creaky old shack. As she approached, she noticed that there was an old sign in front...|
|The Disease of Narcissism"Hello, handsome!" The green Lupe greeted his reflection...|
|A Day with a Legend"Oh," Lily said. "You mean the Judge Hog that spends all of his time flashing smiles at the camera instead of actually contributing to Neopia?"|
|MeaninglessParched and weary, I dragged myself into the city. Many shot me strange looks, but that was to be expected. After all, I was bone thin and covered in scars...|
|SalbaFor the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...|
|Of Faerieland and FlyingSpeaking of growing up, I did a lot of that. I grew so far up that my owner needed to expand my bedroom ceiling so I wouldn't have to slouch (granted, she was a small person). Eyrie Cab flyers were usually big Eyries anyway, so I didn't stand out...|
|Qin Sha Learns To ForgiveMany years ago, in a land of wealth and happiness, lived a Mynci called Qin Sha. She was the ruler of the land, and ruled all her subjects justly and honestly...|
|A Royal Stroll"I know what to do!" Skysong exclaimed, his cheerful spirit irrepressible. "We'll disguise ourselves as royal pets! It'll be easy!"|
|Sibling RivalryHannah knew in her heart that they were both ready to meet Fyora, but still, she was afraid...|
|A Passing Grade"Shennaralix III! Stop stargazing and listen! If you spent more time studying and less time daydreaming, you'd get decent scores. Instead.."|
|An Irritable QueenThe shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"|
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"A Royal Stroll" by shorea682
"You know we can't do that, Skysong. Only royal pets are allowed in there, and last time I checked, you still haven't saved enough for a royal paint brush." Skysong's wings slumped a bit as Margariette spoke. It was his dearest ambition to become a royal Shoyru, but...
|Plushies From All Over Neopia|
There are probably millions of plushies everywhere, from a Headless Von Roo plushie to a Cloud Ixi plushie. But what kind of plushies are good for my pets?
|Five Easy Steps To Become A Successful Pirate|
The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.
|Further Tales of Woe: Part Six|
It was slightly reassuring to Reggie to be able to hold the Slorgclops close, but it kept making those awful snuffling purr noises, which surely attracted more brigands than it deterred...