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Colonel Cobb

"How dare you question me!" Colonel Cobb yelled. Around him the world seemed to shake...

by mjrinella
I Forget

I forgot this place existed.

by undeadfortune
The Perfect Poem

"KNOWLEDGE IS ATTACKING ME!" I screamed at the top of my lungs...

by courtney1412
A Story of Random Things and Daredevils

"You were the one who chose to fly off the roof. The Eizzils were just innocent bystanders..."

by bibliomaniac
The Reckoning

"Meep! Meep meep meep! Meep meep! MEEEEEEP!" These stirring words roused the Meepits, as the Gangees flinched back...

by __beren__
The Time to Listen

"Hi, I'm Jordan, and it's my first day here too," I said, happy to get the sentence out without being knocked over...

by reggieman721
The Turning Tide

Isca approached Caylis on the way to her room. "So what was your dream about?"

by ummagine3284
Chasing Clouds

They traveled across the Brightvale plains to the Haunted Woods. The Darigan Gelert's face betrayed none of his thoughts ...

by phsycoticdancer
Trapped!

'We're locked in," someone wailed, and they all fell to pounding on the door, scratching and screaming, "LET US OUT!!!"

by kione_moondust
Usukiland vs. Quigukiville: Why There's Only One Left

Long ago, there were two doll manufacturers: Usukiland and Quigukiville. Today only one exists, and I know why...

by mystic_girl_93266
Stuff

Tucked away in a deserted corner of the Haunted Woods was a large cave that the Pant Devil called his home. Though it looked like a rather tiny cave from the outside, the interior of the cavern was as large as...

by olivia_2022
 
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Becoming the Top Gun - Your Guide to Meridell
So, you want to be a top gunner in Meridell in the fight against the pirates of the sky? Then Skies Over Meridell is the game for you.

by aaron32110x

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Pet Days
If you see that there is a pet day coming up in the next few days, it would be a good idea to start planning something special...

by einestages

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Waiting Out the Storm: Part Three
"There you go," she murmured pleasantly. "Just relax, and don't fight..." She barely finished her sentence when Stan awoke and began to struggle angrily...

by mew_mew_matrimony

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Six
"Let's not start mocking each other again. Point is, there's a task we've got to do together, there's danger, and we'll face it..."

by yoyote

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Exciting Fishing!
Warning: Fishing may be hazardous to your health!

by silver_taurus

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Shoyrie and Jetsie: Cleaning Blues
Then they took it too literally...

by mark_yi2



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