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Eye of the Storm

The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...

by hypermouska
Finding Snarkie

At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow
Trapped in Paradise

Suddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge...

by hali12114721767
Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting

"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia
A Forgotten Memory

The missing link between the Usurper plot and the Curse of Qasala...!

by jjquil
Sloth's Takeover! (Er... Well, Lack Thereof)

I have invaded almost every aspect of Neopia possible. My latest conquest is the Neopian Times. Since I have already invaded the editorial section, I need a new challenge...

by sumthingshiny
Being Me

It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721
The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here

"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13
Sketching a Pteri

She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...

by pigeons707
Faeries Don't Forget

We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...

by ira_7700
The Changing ROOm

This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...

by oily106
 
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"Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting" by zuziafruzia
Pressed for time, Fruzia put an ad in the Notice Board, hoping to find one soon. It stated, in large black print, "HIRING! A shopkeeper for the Month of Swimming. Come by Fruzia's shop tomorrow morning..."




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Abandoned: Part Seven
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