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||Issue: 340 | 25th day of Eating, Y10
|Bad Baby!"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"|
|Strings: To Perfect the CelloThe Acara had experienced audiences of thousands, solo, chamber, and orchestral concerts. At first glance, Kayla was a prodigy...|
|Jhudora's MistakeSo she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...|
|Of Magnets and MayhemSo, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?
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|SistersDas looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...|
|The Great Neopian Faerie RaceA race to the finish across the whole land of Neopia!|
|A Slorg's WishI knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...|
|Overworked and UnderpaidMoriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...|
|Storm!"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...|
|The Island Bake-A-Thon"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "|
|Sloth and MeepitsSloth scowled. A month ago, he had finally escaped the monotony and boredom of being the Supreme Overlord of Neopia...|
|ReintegrationTwo Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.|
|Research and DevelopmentIt was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...|
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"Reintegration" by spoonguardonline
Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..."
|As Royalty Does: Part One|
It most definitely did not fit in with the Korbat's view of How The World Should Be. His mouth formed around the only phrase that might help him to make sense of this anomaly. "Coffee?"