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Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter

"You know," Arnold said to his Mootix Max as the two lay on the back porch, "I'm beginning to get a little bored."

by christmas_ice
Journey to the Lost Isle

Samiko was a Faerie Polarchuck. He was just like any other ordinary petpet, just like the ones we look after...

by nightwolf_rider
Song of Freedom

"Hey, I'm about to save your life, so quit complaining!" she exclaimed.

by xxxmagiabellexxx
Crimson Leaves

"Yeah," Kale said as he pulled his sister indoors. "It's freezing here, and the doctor said you need to rest, remember?"

by punctuation_ninja
A Pile of Soot with Eyes in a Christmas Hat

"Sam, don't you wanna rest for a bit? I mean, we've walking for ages... we could stop for a slushie, maybe? Or an ice cream?"

by _im_someone_else_
Selfish? No Way!

"I'm so sorry to bother you, but would someone PLEASE get the door! I'm in the middle of fixing dinner!"

by sarah24hd
Friends Forever!

"Hey, why don't we play Snowager, for real?"

by dragonstorm_75
There is No Place Like Neopia

I started to look around the agency, taking note of interesting features it displayed. There were tons of posters of beautifully exotic places...

by kitty9434
The Kacheek Club: The Petpet Whisperer

"Thanks again for volunteering to take care of my petpets while I'm gone, guys," Olive the Brown Xweetok thanked the Kacheek Club as her parents loaded their suitcases...

by jenlin_25
How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class

"I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout...

by indulgences
A Candychan Game

The Snow Candychan was nowhere to be seen. Instead, sitting on the frozen water was a small envelope...

by twocents
Flower

Everyone possessed some form of magical strength. Everyone had a special, powerful ability linked to the elements. 

Everyone except him.

by dragon10044

Halo the Lost Angelpuss

"Well, I found this little Angelpuss on the side of the road. Poor little thing was starved! I already have enough petpets, so I thought..."

by strawberryswing_
 
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"Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter" by christmas_ice
Petpetsitters were the worst—they were a petpet's greatest nightmare! The last time Arnold had been stuck with one, he'd been forced to stay in a corner all day. He had not been allowed to go outside, and he had not been allowed to play with his Mootix—all day long, the only thing Arnold could think of to do was sleep. It had been the third most boring day...




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