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The Potion of Insanity

When a potion has the power to awaken the greed of a good queen, it's best kept a secret.

by brokensilent
The Useless Apprentice

Even Apprentice Faeries can feel useless.

by paintbrush123air
Return of the Zombie

I couldn't believe this. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS! Brayns was back, just like she'd threatened!

by flameandthemeepits
A Neopian Feast

A celebration of the Month of Eating. :)

by fleurdust
Beyond that Potion

I was just a Kacheek. Kacheeks, as you probably know, are the most boring and plain pets one could ever imagine.

by butter_bar12
Opal's Faerie

Opal thought of how close she was to completing her faerie collection. She took a few deep breaths.

by shrimpdevil6443
Jhudora's Woes

"Hi, I'm Jhudora," an air faerie mocked, mimicking the dark faerie's voice. "Nice to meet you."

by chat_adik
Friends Forever?

Galaxy felt like the luckiest Grundo in the whole world. Her owner, her little girl, played with her every day.

by vendince
Memories of the PPL: Girjor's Journey

My mom looked amazed. "Save Petpets? There's an organization for that?"

by yoyote
Training BeautysBeat

Uni. Battledome. Until you read this story, you'd probably think these words would NEVER go together.

by pretsel_is_back
How Ellamave Joined The Family

"Oh no, hang on, I'm coming!" the Ixi yelled as she darted up the hill leading to the cliff.

by starry_pride
 
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How to Ugga the Drop



Another great game has joined the ranks in the Neopian Arcade: Ugga Drop. For those of you who have not played the game or even heard of it (which is kind of difficult since it's advertised all over the Neopets home page), the basic premise of the game is to jump off a cliff, fall, and try not to die on your landing. Sounds great, huh? Okay, that's not the entire truth. There's more to it than that. While you're doing the three things I mentioned above, you're also trying to...



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How to Ugga the Drop
The basic premise of the game is to jump off a cliff, fall, and try not to die on your landing. Sounds great, huh?

by mikeythemighty

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Viva la Resistance!: Part Five
"Number One has some very important news for us all," he announced.

by herdygerdy

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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part One
"Some higher force wants us to have this new, better place!" he always claimed. "Why should we try to escape it?"

by ellbot1998

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Ghost Yooyu
Yes, the onslaught of Altador Cup comics has begun.

by lap_ghost

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The Solution?
*jiggle*

by manforlife



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