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The Chronicles of Fenwick: Charlotte

Charlotte suppressed a groan as she rolled over, almost falling off her cot in the process.

by aycerilth19
Jhudora's Sniddberries

As I walked to my window and stared gloomily into the dark night sky of Faerieland, I thought for the millionth time about the argument my owner and I had yesterday.

by henna1993
Spirits of the Desert

The Hissi stumbled through the desert, his broken wings flapping weakly by his side as he tried to gain height off the scorching sand.

by faithful_jewel
Neoquest: 1 am

This game was so new that there were no maps, no news, no knowledge of the plot.

by bassflutemaster
Same Old Story

He'd learnt a long time ago that it was easier to be brash from the beginning. Saved disappointment later on.

by emrozi
The Lonely Weewoo

He was born late in the Month of Storing, in a small nest on the highest branch of the tallest Snow Covered Tree...

by thropp
All Because of an Omelette

When he shuffled sleepily into the kitchen, the first thing he asked was, "What's for—"

by jayfeather333
Phyllix's Radical Change

"Kandy never gives out the same gifts. Last year she gave us platters of gourmet food and two years before she gave dubloons, so don't get your hopes up. This year will be even more fantastic!"

by brittboo_x
 
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I have a fascination with Capara, and I use her avatar quite frequently. When I heard that the 450th edition of the Neopian Times was coming, I planned to write an article or a short story about her. I always thought that she was related to the Kyrii hosting Better Than You because they look alike, have trophies and avatars made in their honor, and love being in the spotlight. As I started to write a story about their family ties, I stopped. What was his name again?



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