|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 462 | 24th day of Gathering, Y12
|The Lament of DariganHundreds of years ago, in a land found on no map, even today, a people lived in peace and harmony.|
|Another Hero's JournalThe war has been going on for a while now; it all started when some enormous Draik called Terask decided that he deserved to be king of Faerieland and took over.|
|Close CallsSaving the world took all of the Grundo Thief's time and energy...|
|One WishAbigail was afraid of the sea, and, despite the ironic fact that her Neohome was planted directly on the beach, she never set foot on the sand. However, Jane was the exact opposite, and loved the sea, devoting every waking moment by the ocean.|
|How to Lose it All in the Stock Market (And Why I No Longer Care)The Stock Market has been going my way lately; all I need to do is sell, and I'll have more than enough for the yoyo...|
|We Want Lunch"I just can't keep up with you," she had said. "And that name... well, it just says it all!"|
|Lost Desert Treasure HuntI looked at the ancient parchment I was holding between my front hooves, then raised my head and looked out the forward windscreen of my owner's two-man Virtupets space fighter as it flew high above the Lost Desert. |
|The DreamerJules Bancroft was an inventor, and Jules Bancroft was a dreamer, an idealist, a philanthropist. He had high hopes for Neovia...|
|The Lonely Little KacheekYou would think that every Neopet in the world would love to be able to go to Neopia Central and buy whatever they want. But not me.|
|The Conductor"What do you think our conductor will be like? We've never had him for a concert before."|
|At the Poogle Races"We never win," Butterscotch groaned. "If only we could replace one of the Poogles with a remote-controlled Poogle, and then make sure we won."|
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The KGLF's Guide
You have been chosen by the Kreludan Grundo Liberation Front for your logical abilities and knowledge of the Kreludor mining policies to extract precious gems from the moon's surface and strike a mighty blow at the heart of our Unnamed Nemesis' plans for Kreludan Oppression. Using our Heroic Antigravity-eNabled Neuro-enhanced Artificial Hypermobility unit (or HANNAH unit) you will navigate the mines, avoiding the S750 Kreludan Defender Robots that have been strategically placed by our Nemesis to cripple us, and return safely to the surface with the gems in tow...
|Fruit Shakes: Part Two|
Maybe he could help her out. She knew he would, after he saw his sister had turned into a grape. Tamara gulped. He'd help her – if he didn't eat her first.
|Paparazzi: Part Two|
Okay, so, I'm on my first assignment ever. That's right, the first assignment of Peppi Pansy. I definitely like the sound of that.