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An Unlikely Solution

Maria frowned. "I really want to do something special for you this year, though... Are you really sure?"

by xinnocenceagainx
To Be Robot

The first thing I remember is being abandoned...

by gabjasfriends4ever
Fly Away Draik

"How pathetic, you can't even fly."

That was the last thing my owner ever said to me.

by w4lly

VIP Infiltration

"We believe the club is frequented by a couple of crime lords," he had said in the mission briefing. "We want you to get in there, plant a listening device, and get out..."

by blackghoulmon
Chef Hoban

To all those who've worked in a kitchen, this is for you.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
The Cybunny and the Faerieland Library

"I love books. It's always been my dream to work in the Faerieland Library."

by star138
Inside the Mind of A Deranged Meepit

I'm here to correct the notion that meepits are vile and scary creatures.

Because we're not.

REALLY.

Also by mookaa

by chat_adik

Interview with a Minion... of Jhudora

"I'll be your guide this afternoon. For those of you who've never done the climb before, please note that you do so of your own free will and Jhudora is not liable for any damages to property or person."

by jadianne
Zapping Consequences

"No, I suppose not," said Illusen. "Your owner's been taking you to the lab ray, I take it?"

by blondygirl1893
 
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"The Cybunny and the Faerieland Library" by star138
Kataz smoothed her pleated skirt as she waited for the Library Faerie to finish posting the day's crossword. After Xandra's disastrous . . . departure . . . openings at the Faerieland Library were even more scarce. Kataz had been on a waiting list since before Faerieland fell. If she messed up this interview, Kataz doubted she'd have another chance to earn a spot working in the library or even the Faerieland bookshop...




Other Stories


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Wonderful Winter Treats!
Some wonderful winter themed treats and drinks that are made especially for this frosty season!

by xxserenityx

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Neopet Training: Cheaper Than Ever Before!
If you have once before been interested in training but have shunned it due to the insane amount of funding it required, I highly encourage you to give it another thought.

by kspare2

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Overboard: Part Three
Karina had already spent thousands of neopoints to hire the Defenders of Neopia, as well as several other rescue teams to search for Xepen in the ocean and the land surrounding the area the ship had crossed. So far there had been no luck...

by allison_kitty11

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Jewel's Journal: Summer - Part One
The Soup Kitchen, perfect! It's just right in the middle of one of the busiest sections of the Marketplace. My natural kindness and generosity are for all of Neopia Central to see.

Art by gelert548

by gelert548


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The Taste of Victory
Dun dun dunnnn!!

Also by marymao

by kosui


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The Breadmaster 3
If he could get a neopoint for every single time he heard that...

by toffeedatepudding



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