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||Issue: 667 | 31st day of Collecting, Y16
|Uncovering the Mysteries of the WraithsThe Final Entries of One Albert Solon Savalari During His Search to Uncover the Mysteries of the Wraiths |
|Tales From Elysian Fields: The Plot Hole"She's always with him — the Strange Techo Doctor. I don't like him, Uncle Grosvenor. I don't like him one bit."|
|Fridays at MidnightThis is not a place that you want to be walking around at night, especially alone...|
|A Translucent Poogle's Search For HomeThis little Poogle learns what makes a truly happy home for any neopet, sweet or spooky.|
|A Ghost on Halloween"Gyra, look!" Dixi held out her carefully handcrafted doll.
"That's great, Dixi," Gyra replied without looking up from her book.
|Night at the Fall Masquerade"What luck!" you think to yourself, scooping up the most dazzling, luscious-looking lollipop off an empty plate on the dinner table. |
|The Mysterious Manor"Well..." Reana gulped "Here it is." The Pastel Zafara stood in front of a wrought iron gate, which creaked in the frosty breeze. |
|The Scholar and the CandleListen to the sound of that clock. I can't believe I'm up at this hour.|
|Miss Elizabeth"And I've never shopped there since. Prigpants & Swolthy have messed up hems not once, but twice! An absolute crime!"|
|Samuel's Tricky TreatHe coughed heavily as his mother tried to force a steaming spoon of syrup down his throat.|
|Little Red With a Rhubarb PieThere was a sweet little Usul named Gilly who always wore her favorite cape of red velvet...
Written in collaboration with dark_angel_ds
|The Way Out"Soph?" The voice was right outside the door, too. "Are you in there? You can come out now, it's gone."
She didn't move an inch. A few heartbeats' silent wait, then the doors were wrenched open.
|Halloween's Moon: Toshu's Dark SecretSweet like candy, timid but bright. That is, until this Aisha meets the full Halloween Moon's light.|
|Halloween Shenanigans: Byhaliae and the EsophagorThe wind howled and Byhaliae pulled her cape tighter around her shoulders. She hated to admit it, but she was already regretting begging her mother, brothers, and sister to let her go trick-or-treating on her own. |
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"Little Red With a Rhubarb Pie" by the_lady_j and dark_angel_ds
There was a sweet little Usul named Gilly who always wore her favorite cape of red velvet. She was much liked by everybody -- or, perhaps, it was more accurate to say that she liked everyone, no matter what dubious background or dangerous appearance they might possess. But nobody quite knew what to make of her...
|Trick-or-Treat: An Acquired Taste|
It's Halloween! As Neopians scurry around Haunted Woods going door-to-door asking for treats, let us take a closer look at ten spooky foods that leave us wondering: "What is even in this!?"
|Full Moon: Part Four|
"I think it's related to the spell's potency," Aber interjected. "When it gets to zero-"
"We either get vaporised or released," Galadorith snapped...