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An Elephante Dancer’s Lament

The stage lights would burn bright atop her, but she would be the brightest of them all, outshining all the other dancers around her, before her, and perhaps even long after her. But then, Emily would wake up, and the dream would dissipate like mist, forever out of her reach.

by kahlen369
A Feline Rivalry

“You’re not buying a petpet from Altador? The petpet shop is just a short walk away.” Jarnk flashed a grin at the Zafara. “I have something else in mind. I have to get to the Neopian Marketplace to buy one of these bad boys.” Pit focused back on the crossword puzzle in his lap. “All right, if you say so… If you get back late just don’t wake anyone up.”

by yoshisislandbandit
 
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Can Elephantes Fly?



These magnificent Neopets are known for their kindness and generosity, their good spirit, and their incredible trunks. Elephantes will gift the wearables on their back for a cold friend, they are the life of any party, and the can launch a peanut well over 200 meters and give joy to their Puppyblew pals. But there is one large, looming question around this beautiful species: Can they fly?



Other Stories


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Caring for Your Baby Neopet
Are you a new parent to a baby Neopet? Are you exhausted and at your wits end? If so, this is the article for you.

by jasper_111

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The Supersized Scoop on Adee the Chia
Hello everyone, today I'm sitting down with Adee the Chia to discuss one of my favorite games in Neopia: Ice Cream Machine.

by alyseth

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One Way Out: Part Five
“This is truly fascinating! A whole hidden world made out of food. Of course you don’t have famine or war--everything you have is around you. Food for miles!” “I bet this wasn’t what you were expecting, Akali,” Merida caught up to her friend along the pathway.

by the_wingless_unknown

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Southward Bound: Part Three
What lay before them was a sprawling valley filled with woods. It had lakes and rivers as well as beautiful waterfalls. There was a clearing where a wooden house stood all by itself. It had a steeply sloped roof and seemed to be standing on beams made to look like wibreth legs. Once they landed near it they all got out to look around. “Hello! Is anyone here?” called out Osa.

by kaioti

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Mummy Puns
When there's a will, there's a pun

by eenlee

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Kadoatie Issues: #1
My time feeding Kads has taught me that being a Kad isn't as easy as we think.

by vortext



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