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Math

Look, I didn’t mean to fail algebra.

Also by Princesspesa98

by erroro

Sca's Snowager Showdown

Sca was no ordinary Kacheek, in fact most people didn't know she was a Kacheek at all.

by wellthatsfantastic
King Hagan: Brightvale's Shining Beacon

When he began this ritual all those years ago he never thought that with such an educated bunch of citizens he would still be left wanting in terms of wisdom but he was and still he sat here day after day waiting for the rare glimpse into knowledge that he still had not acquired.

by faeriequeenoffire
Cellblocked: The Warden's Tale

With one stroke of my finger I drew a single line in the dirt of my cell floor – day 100.

by silver_mist_91
The Retched Pinchit

“Yo ho ho…A pirate’s life for me!” Arf sang to himself as he finished off his pie.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

The Paintbrush Princess

One day in Neopia Central…

by winter_pony4
Mayor May Not

"You see no issue in the fact that we've continuously elected him as Mayor despite not knowing his name? What if he's a Sway plant or something?" Jacob said. "I'm going to the Arcanium. They have a news archive."

by opossumman
 
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"The Paintbrush Princess" by winter_pony4
One day in Neopia Central… A Chokato Kiko and a Pineapple Chia were sitting at a makeshift stand on a street corner near the Gift Shop. The Kiko was surrounded by several wood and stone carvings while the Chia was sitting on a pile of books, writing furiously on a notepad. The Kiko sighed. “I don't know, Sativica. We haven't sold anything for a few weeks. At this rate, we're going to have to get our meals from the Soup Kitchen.” “Well, we can always count on the Soup Faerie’s hospitality. We aren't exactly strangers to her establishment, Alude...” Sativica quipped. “Not even the Neopian Times has responded to my submissions. I do believe it's going to be one of those months. 'Tis difficult to be a Neopet of craft.” he huffed, all without looking up from his work. Alude picked up a stone figure in the shape of a faerie and sighed. “Maybe people just don't appreciate art anymore.” “The market on books seem to have plunged lately, as well. Not nearly as profitable as before.” Sativica added. Alude, after some thought, got up. “Come on, let's head over to the Money Tree so we can get some money for something to eat.” “The both of us? Who will watch over our inventory?” “Just leave it. If nobody wants these, then they won't steal them.” Alude said, resigned. “Alude, you were never one to mope around.” “But what can we do? We need to eat and have shelter like anybody else. If we can't manage that, then what happens to us?”




Other Stories


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Kougras: The Colors Edition
As we get ready to prepare for Kougra Day, the wondrous day that celebrates Kougras of all shapes and sizes, it might be a fun idea to change up your Kougra!

by butterflybandage

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Wish Sticks, Truth or Folklore?
What someone considers a lucky charm differs from individual to individual, but there are some items on the site that are specifically said to be lucky. And that brings us today’s topic, if you’ve looked for such lucky items you may have heard or even had these items: Wish Sticks.

by pikachu315111

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Return to Lynwood: Part Nine
Isengrim was not sure if the pup had taken to heart his companions’ promise to protect him, but it looked as though Connor at least found them better company than Vakhtang. Although the dark-furred Werelupe could hardly consider that a compliment. He was fairly certain a mutant Kiko with the Sneezles would be better company than Vakhtang.

by cosmicfire918

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part One
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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Cybunny Neggs?
Where do Neggs come from?

by draggi_pi2

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GALACTIC SQUAD
Well, that was offensive.

by cyberfall



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