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The Five Stages of Grief

Xandra cycled through the stages of grief rather slowly. Perhaps it was because she was one to ruminate in her misery. Or perhaps it was that she was a statue and her cognitive thought had slowed down accordingly.

Also by Princesspesa98

by erroro

Edimira's Plushie Picnic

Sitting on an Antique Four Poster Bed (which was set next to the wall) was a female Faerie Xweetok who had just woke up to the sun shining through her hotel bedroom’s window.

by alvissofcaldia
Leave Your Preconceptions at the Door

Val walked distractedly through the library, flipping pages and muttering to himself. "No, surely it was in this volume. I could have..."

THUMP!

by racoon188

 
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11 Ways To Make Y20 AWESOME!



Happy New Year Neopians! Y19 was an amazing year filled with new games, new avatars, a Charity Corner, Games Master Challenge and even a new plot. And, Y20 is expected to be even more awesome! I can’t wait to see what Y20 has in store for Neopians. Here are 10 tips to make Y20 the best ever! Set Goals For The Year My favorite New Year’s tradition is resolutions. The new year is full of possibilities and is an awesome opportunity to improve yourself and your Neopets. What better way to start the year than to challenge yourself and set new goals! Whether it be obtaining a new avatar, building your gallery, winning a trophy (or two), or putting together that perfect customization—you can do it! The best way to keep a resolution is to set smaller goals within a larger goal, keep track of your progress and have fun!



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Running A Toy Shop!
You’ve been sitting around for months now, trying to figure out the most lucrative way to make a ton of money while also doing something you find enjoyable. That’s the Neopian dream, isn’t it?

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11


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Becoming A Superstar!
Maybe you have been lusting after fame for years, maybe since you were born, or maybe it is just a new fascination that you have. No matter how long you have been wanting to be known worldwide, I can help you achieve your superstar dreams.

by randmar

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Giving Day at Black Keep:Part Four
The next morning dawned grey and snowy once more. Kass was glad the stone walls of Black Keep were so thick and sturdy.

by cosmicfire918

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Elaine's Expedition
The sky was on fire.

There was no denying that the sunsets from the dock of her home on Krawk Island were beautiful. Tonight’s display was a mix of pastel oranges and vibrant pinks – a view that could not be captured in a picture.

Also by afsheen_27

by milkshakes004


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Dice-a-WHO? #4
Have you heard of the sixth dice?

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver


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D'achoo strikes again!
I'm done with these jokes...

by pawsulurv



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