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The First Light of Neopia

The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km
 
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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys



There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward... Anyway, when that time comes around, as you’re dreaming about the perfectly roasted turkey that you want to eat, you head on out to the food shop and… what? There’s more than one kind of turkey? How are you ever going to decide? Never fear! I have created this guide to help you pick out the very best kind of turkey, starting with the worst and slowly moving up to the best. And if you’re planning a party and need the perfect side dishes, you’re in luck! I’ve included a few helpful suggestions with each turkey.



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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys
There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward...

by cadetbush

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To Spend or Not to Spend? That is the Question.
5 tips on deciding to spend neopoints on that hot-ticket item

by justamoose

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Three
Team B took their positions on the roof of the Creep house and launched off to find signs of life and hopefully be able to help others.

by hannahcreep

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The Princess and the Crook
What are you doing? 

by chlo26

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Butt of the Joke
Poof

Also by kaddisti

by krawkgirl186


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Delectable Delicacy: Part 1
"Wait, pets like this stuff...?"

Storyboard by blink_darkphoenix

by raiane_flarean_1




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