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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

The best way to spread holiday cheer is by reaching out to others. When I say others, I don’t just mean your two best neofriends, the head of your guild, and that guy who is auctioning off the Plushie Paint Brush that you’re dying to have.

Snowager Teasing 101

The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it. (Notice it’s always the meepits who do stuff...and then humans repeat what they did.) When he's asleep, take all of his stuff, and painstakingly glue it to the ceiling one by one...

Sighting Santa

Almost as important as presents at Christmastime is the pet that brings them--Santa! Every pet, at some point in their life, dreams of catching St. Nick in the act at midnight on Christmas Eve. Now, as any good, well-behaved pet knows, you should sleep all night and not bother Santa while he's working...

Unpleasant Presents

So here it is... What do many neopets and owners look forwards to the most? Presents! But every year, lots of people bustle over to the Christmas tree and discover something that's not really to their liking. I mean, one time I received a bit of barbed wire! Sure, that'll really add a lot of decoration to the Neohome...

Other Stories
"Christmas on the Citadel" by kushbi
It was only two hours to the Day of Giving. All around Neopia, squeals of excitement and anticipation filled the air. In stark contrast, the floating citadel was silent. Lord Darigan had decreed that whoever chose to make his wretched land their home had to abide by one rule: No Festivities...

"Peas and Carrots: the Zebinator" by costa_rican_girl
This giant mechanical Zebie-shaped robot was just the beginning of Phloosh and Zebie's horrific plan of complete power over Neopia and its inhabitants. "When I release this baby," Phloosh told Zebie, "we shall rule over all of Neopia, you and I. I shall be KING!"

"A Christmas Gift" by silent_snow
Archie, shopkeeper and owner of Wintery Petpets, didn't particularly want to sweep up the shop that day. He had already wiped all the Jinjah crumbs off of the counter, dusted all of the variously-colored hairs off of the shelves and windowsills, and cleaned out the Bika stables in the backyard. As a matter of fact...

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Great stories!


'Tis the Season
Let me make it up to you.

by buddy__blankies


Sloth on the Rocks
For Christmas I want...

by shadowolf14


Christmas Trees- Who needs them!
See! Just like a real christmas tree!

by lavarat


Not Another Lupe Comic!
I hear Terror Mountain is nice this time of the year.

by hunyhuny


The Different Christmas
The residents of 84852 Aisha Avenue were all feeling the wonderful festive cheer, and each and every one of them were all bustling about excitedly for the day that was coming very soon: Christmas...

by blubblub317

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