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Quote of the Week

"Thanks to the Happiness Mission, Virtupets has got to be the most fair and peaceful place in all of Neopia."

Worth 1000 Words

There is one aspect of the Times that is oft overlooked and underappreciated, an element to the paper that has been with it since its inception. And in honor of Issue 650, I would like to at last bring this integral component into the limelight. I am speaking, of course, of the Neopian Times preview images...

Dressing the Part

The Neopian Times gives writers and artists from across the globe a chance to express themselves and allows thousands of Neopians to stay up to date on the latest current events. To commemorate the 650th issue of the Neopian Times, I've created four looks that will help your pet celebrate in style...

Achieve an 18-0 Victory

If you want to achieve the highest rank, or laugh maniacally as you leave with all the top prizes from the prize shop, you're going to have to create goals within goals. This is something to work for and keep you busy as you slowly build up your rank points. Today I challenge every player who reads this to go for the very difficult and elusive "perfect game" of yooyuball...

Other Stories
"Taunyia Gets Sick" by jarm9
"Of course she's not okay, she's got red spots all over her because you fed her a negg of all things and she's sneezing because her body is trying to get that negg out of her system. If there's one thing you don't ever do, it's feed a Tonu a negg," Indamira said. She adjusted the blanket on her sister. Taunyia was lying on the couch...

"A Rainy Day At The Zoo" by goodsigns
Rain pitter-pattered against the roof of the home in Neopia Central. Sulza, the Red Aisha, stared at the drizzling rain. It had been raining all morning, and finally Sulza called to her owner: "Lina, I'm bored!" Lina looked up from the book she was reading, a made-up tale about a Gnorbu prince, and smiled at her young pet...

"Rejection Letters" by cosmicfire918
It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7. I fully admit to my uncouth forwardness in gaining audience with you through unscrupulous means and burdening you with my unpleasant conversation and brusque...

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