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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Is this the finest Gold Mote you have ever seen, or... is this THE finest Gold Mote you have ever seen?" the shopkeeper bellowed...


The Toy Box Escape Uni



"No Hope of Recovering Toy Box Trapees." Yes, many years ago, Dr. Frank Sloth trapped a handful of Myncies, Shoyrus, Kougras, Scorchios, Kacheeks, and a Uni in an evil toy box of doom. Only recently did these poor neopets finally escape. Today, I met up with that Uni and got the inside scoop about what...

Faerie Book Reviews



We came up with a list of recommendations just in time for the Faerie Festival! There are lots of books out there about the faeries. Prettyful_me and I have put together a list of our favorites (and not-so-favorites) so you can learn about all of Neopia's wonderful faeries and have a great...

Game Syndrome: An Epidemic


Those diagnosed with Game Syndrome are afflicted with an irrational psychosis that makes them believe Neopia and all its inhabitants are not real, but rather a game created for their pleasure and amusement. The cause of this disease is currently unknown. While it is not directly contagious...

Other Stories
"Worth Searching For" by cosmicfire918
"Look out!" With a whistle and a bang, fireworks shot through the narrow alleyway. Multicoloured streams of sparks twisted and coursed over the tamped-earth street, and silk-robed Neopets let out shouts of panic as they dived away...

"The Super Secret Club: New Neighbour" by xpninja
It's Super (of course) and Secret (naturally) and the Club risk their lives on difficult, dangerous missions, like retrieving the ball that fell into Mrs-Jenkins-Next-Door's garden, and taming the wild Warf that somehow...

"The New Yooyu" by goodsigns
Slimes the Plushie Slorg waited near the window for his owner, Ed. He could hardly contain his stuffing; once Ed got home, he would be able to play with him! Slimes was an expert Yooyu-ball player. But he wasn't the goalie, or a forward or on...


Jugglers Can Be Heroes


This week's issue is brought to you by: Jolly Jugglers
 
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Great stories!


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Deception, Suspicion, Alliance and Missions: Part Four
The black ninja costume had been concealing a dark and dangerous secret...

by absdafabs

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The New Yooyu
Slimes the Plushie Slorg waited near the window for his owner, Ed. He could hardly contain his stuffing; once Ed got home, he would be able to play with him!

by goodsigns

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The Warrior Princess: Finding Light
She wasn't always a traveling ninja. She was once the princess of a small kingdom...

by purplbrooke

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One Reason You've Got to Love Neoquest II
Random events...

by junis19

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Things We Wish Our Pets Could Wear
There is certainly no shortage of items that have already been released that Neopia's fashion fans occasionally stare at longingly, wishing that they could be retrospectively fitted to the bodies of our Neopets.

by burning_shadows_79



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