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Life on Kreludor's moon base was not unlike life on the hub planet of Neopia: there was still a lot of sweeping to do.

Show Me the Candy

Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy. Oh sure, costumes are great and all because they help you to obtain candy... but ultimately it's the candy that matters. Halloween parties are the same way, really. They're nice to attend but the best part is the goodie bag...

The Pumpkin Patch

Spooky Day is right around the corner; the time to start preparing for this holiday is now! Dust off the costumes and the decorations and break out the pumpkins because this year is going to be the best Spooky Day you've ever had! This week, we'll be putting together some of our favorite pumpkin related...

HATPC Tips No One Told You

As I beat the game over and over, I noticed a few nuances the developers included that weren't mentioned in the tutorial. While it's certainly an extension of courtesy to provide a tutorial in the first place, these nuances would have been nice to know while playing the game. Regardless, Hannah and the Pirate Caves (HATPC for short) serves as both a thrilling game and a relaxing game, depending on...

Other Stories
"Sjörén Earns His AAA Rating" by peirigill
He took a calming breath, and opened the door. Outside, three of Neopia's most famous youths were holding a stand-off. Abigail Avinroo, a precocious Blue Aisha, tossed back her curled bangs defiantly. Next to her, her red-haired cousin Lulu folded her arms with a resolute expression, blocking the retreat of Sjörén's potential new client, Neopia's self-proclaimed Games Master, AAA...

"The Prophetess's Prologue" by encroached
The prophetess didn't like to use the word "witch" to describe herself, though she couldn't deny sharing many of the traits and habits of a witch. Most witches had some sort of prophetic power, in little ways, though it was much amplified in the shadow Gelert. Likewise, the prophetess shared some common abilities known to all witches: scrying, starting fires, turning people into Mortogs, etc...

"A Little Help" by liouchan
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Miss- Madam. We're having a bit of a delay. Um, how to explain... Gracie has started to really like the toy we bought." The girl fell silent when she saw her interlocutor's large, leathery wings quiver with something that looked very much like frustration. "Do you mean to say," crooned a cool, silky voice, "that you refuse to give me the Red Poogle Toy that I requested?"

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