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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

The house looked spooky. Millie gazed at the ancient building; never had she seen a house so enormous. There must be a billion rooms in it! There were half a dozen windows in the front of the mansion alone. Millie wondered how big the house was on the inside. The spooky old place gave her chills, but there was something special about it. The house had been given to her mother, from great aunt Gerty. Millie had never met this aunt, but she was sure the lady must have been nice. Millie just wished it wasn’t in the Haunted Woods.<

Perfect Neogarden Plants

Everyone wants to have a delightful garden to relax in during the vibrant spring and the sweet-smelling summer months. A beautiful sanctuary where you can escape to, when nothing seems to be going the way you want it! In this article we have twenty fine looking plants to make your garden the unforgettable getaway you have always dreamt of having.

Summer Safety Tipsfor Owners

When the days start getting longer, the nights start getting shorter and the weather starts getting hotter, you notice that, yeah, summer is almost here. And if you are like me and many other Neopians that are planning to spend some days on one of the Neopian tropical paradises, here are some safety tips to help you take care of your Neopets in summer

Ten Emotions of Altador Cup All-Star Hopeful

The combination of a shiny trophy and the rank “All-Star” emblazoned on one’s user lookup, permanently displaying a player’s dedication and skill, is enough to convince many Neopians that they will make it to All-Star during these AC X games. Of course, attempts in the past might have failed – but you weren’t dedicated enough! Your Yooyuball technique hadn’t been perfected! You just didn’t have the motivation! All that has changed this year. This year, a decade in the making, you will become one of the elite All-Stars!

Other Stories
"Almost Abandoned Attic" by delphene3
”Your attic is quite…a sight…” Caffax remarked, dusting off his jacket and sidestepping broken glass on the wooden floor. Jiere was still trying to get the cobwebs out of her hair while mumbling to herself. The Ghost Aisha simply floated ahead unaware of the problems faced by the beings with legs.

"Warrior Princess" by purplbrooke
Princess Clarity looked around as she walked through what used to be her home. The village houses were in shambles and the only plant life was the forbidden forest. Clarity sighed. It was the dead of the night and everyone was asleep. Clarity and her friends were walking in the village to see if any of the villagers would join their cause of defeating that horrid witch, Mara.

"Therapy Session" by vanquishee
Every single inch of the beige wall was covered with bookcases almost as tall as the ceiling. Within each bookcase were five shelves, with books jammed in every nook and cranny. Not only that, but books upon books are stacked up across the parquet floor, used as paperweights, or even used as a makeshift window stand to allow the cool summer breeze into the (claustrophobic) room.

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100 Neopoint Neopian Readers Program: REMASH
Hey, readers! You can score my entire reading list at the Shop Wizard all for under 100 NP!

by elksquid


The Fire Within: Part Five
They arrived at the Shining Chasm that evening, as far as Yardly could tell in the timeless dark of the caverns. The tunnel had widened out slightly, giving way to a solid wall of what looked like white marble. A door appeared to be carved into the rock, closed fast, with what looked like Maraquan symbols carved around it.

by herdygerdy


More Perfect Plants For Your Neogarden
In this article we have twenty fine looking plants to make your garden the unforgettable getaway you have always dreamt of having.

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by wokitana


(IN)SANE- Altador Cup
Goooo Darigan!

by rocksockgirl95


Tales From Number Five: Rise of the Neopoint: Part Two
“Darigan will win the Altador Cup,” the Oracle said.

by rider_galbatorix

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