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Pet Name: Hankenstein
Howdy. Welcome to Hank's Saloon. I'm Hankenstein, the sole proprietor of this fine establishment. Feel free to call me Hank... or Hankenstein. Same difference to me.
I am a Halloween Kacheek and I have a Halloween Harris named Hank Jr. I've long since dreamed of owning a saloon and serving up drinks and assorted snacks. It took a lot of hard work, but with time, perspiration and inspiration, it finally came to fruition. Hank Jr and I both have green thumbs, and it's not just because of the coloring of our skin and fur. *nervously laughs, then sighs* Yeah, I know. I shouldn't quit my day job. I'm trying to get the hang of this 'being punny' thing. Apparently, I still have a very long way to go. Anyone have a joke book or three? An honest audience would be nice too. I have the sinking feeling that my siblings laugh at my jokes just to be polite.
Behind the saloon, I have a sizable garden where over ninety-five percent of the ingredients for everything served in the saloon is grown. The 'house' specialty are my freshly made customized Root Beer Floats. Two key ingredients would be vanilla and love. Hank Jr would say it'd be loveberries instead of love. But yeah. The rest of the ingredients list is a closely guarded secret.
Aside from keeping the Saloon open, and working on my garden in back, I have a wide variety of likes. I have an eclectic taste in music, even if I favor country, blues and honky-tonk when I sing. Naturally, a few of my favorite music groups would be 10 Gallon Hatz and Jazzmosis. I don't mind listening to most kinds of music, though the heavy metal kind of music is extremely low on my list of favorites. I don't know. Something about the way it's done. It's almost as bad - if not worse, than listening to claws against a chalk board. *shudders* I occasionally play my guitar when I'm singing or if I'm accompanying someone else in song.
Let's see. What else can I say about myself? I'm not usually this talkative, especially when the subject is me. I like to make people laugh, though with my repertoire of jokes is sadly lacking. *scratches head* Dare I tell the joke about the broken pencil? No... no, I shouldn't. It was pointless. *dodges piles of dung getting tossed at him* Ack! Sorry! Oomph! I'm trying... hey! *a light bulb of inspiration lights up in his eyes* Hey! Keep it coming, I could use all this free fertilizer you're lobbing at me. My garden will thank you for it.
Time out! Okay, yes. We all know I need to work on my jokes. Thank you. I'll take it to heart. Just as long as it's not a stake through my heart. *cringe* All right then. While my moonlighting as a joke teller takes a back burner to my day job at my Saloon, can I interest you in a Root Beer Float?
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