Hey! I'm glad you're here!" a young male lupe says as he shifts eyes from left to right and back to the left before drawing you closer as if revealing something important. "Gotta let you know that there's an insane lupe on the loose somewhere around these parts, so keep your eyes open, okay?
He then stands on his left hind leg, sprawls his front paws up in the air and twirls about as he laughs in manner that can only come from being crazy. His wings flap, lifting him up into the air to do a backwards flip and lands on all four paws as he folds his wings close to his body.
Oh, that's right. I'm that insane lupe!" he says as a broad grin spreads on his face. "Glad you could drop by, and I hope you didn't bring any cooties... Well, that's not true. Squishy could always use a little friend for himself. Although I'm sure a moach, veespa or a lady blurg would satisfy him just as well! As for me, I personaly like talking without using quotation marks. So I'll do that for the rest of your stay, cataclismic!
If being normal means not being insane, than I am as far from normal as east is from west. From the time I was born, I knew that by society's standards, I was different in many ways. For one thing, I had wings! Ain't they prettyful? Lovely white feathery wings! And my eyes were - and still are - as gold as golden dubloons! Shiney! For the most part, my fur pelt was as green as it could be, but other parts, like the tip of my tail, under fur and the fur on the lower part of my muzzle and face is a pale minty green. Oooh...just thinking of it makes me think of wanting a mint chocolate lupe.
I love Chias. Just not the same way that most other Lupes love them. I bet you think that's weird, huh? But to me, 'weird' is a relitive concept. Y'see, 'weird' can only be considered weird if it happens when something normal is suppose to happen...otherwise if 'weird' happens when weird is suppose to happen, then it's normal, just like if something normal happens when something weird's suppose to happen, that'd be weird stuff, man!
I know you may think of me as weird, but I have no problem with that, I take it as a compliment. Thank you! It's also reconition of my only obvious talent. Questioning things that normally don't appear in every day life.
For example; I think it's weird when someone blows their nose and then they take a look at it. What kind of wisdom are they trying to find in there? It must be pretty good because they then fold up the neopkin and put it away in their pocket...maybe they're thinking,
I want to check it out when I got better light... How do you know when yougurt's gone bad? What would it be like to try and nail jelly to a wall? It'd have to be incredibly fast. That's probably why there is no jelly art!
Name: Insanity Clause
Nickname: I.C. (pronounced I see or icy)
Species: Lupe
Color: Christmas
Eyes: Gold
Age: 47502 hours old
Level: 6
Strength: 7
Movement: 12
Defence: 10
Hitpoints: 11 / 11
Smarts: 11
Distinguishing Features: IC has a pair of white feathery wings connected between his front shoulder blades. His fur pelt is two tone green, with the second tone which is normaly an off yellow on most lupes, being a mint green. IC also wears a red and white Santa hat.
This is my maraquan snarhook...and he shall be called Squishy, and he is mine! And he shall be my Squishy!
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Buzztifer Jones is not skin and bones, in fact he's remarkably sludgy! He's been through quite a bit before I came along. He's a green pile of sludge with buzz eyes and the only one that's willing to touch him is his petpet Kismet, who does some remarkable modeling, sculpting and overall artwork. I'm jealous!
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This is May. Even though she's a ruki, she was raised by a tribe of moaches. It never bothers her that she is slightly bigger than the rest of her tribe. They accepted her as she is, and she's able to communicate with them and other petpetpets. Her petpet, IssiaMoach helps her translate what she has to say so visitors can understand.
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All though she's the latest member of my family, I feel as if I knew Feliz for eons. She is one cool kid who can freeze objects and make her own icicles!
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Mischief could have passed off as my long lost twin brother, if it weren't for the whole 'different species, different colors' thing.
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Tobha is almost as insane as I am. He's quite an insteresting usul that rallies his plushies to defend the island. Occasionally, I bring a few of my plushies in support when I go to visit him.
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Oooh...A Lookie-Lou! Rubber Necker! Peeping Tom! You came to take a peek as to how I look, eh? Have fun glancing through my Scrapbook. It's the only book you'll find laying about that's all about me! Wonderful artwork! Fabu artists! Information about the artists is on the right. XD
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Title: *TrEaTs?*
By: 101david101
Submited On: 7th day of Swimming, Year 6 (July 7, 2004)
URL: www.applepics.com/2/userfiles/40ecf255ecd21.gif
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My toys! Aren't they cute? And best of all, each of them are just as insane as I am! Isn't that wonderful? Insane toys for the insane lupe! Who needs Chias? I'm in heaven. XD
Toys that I'm willing to trade! If you want one, feel free to take it! Just don't change it or substitute it as you in a contest or the like. Not only would it be an obvious fake, but these toys are rigged to explode a chemical all over you that makes you frozen in carbonite forever if you do! And this time there won't be a princess that's a long lost twin sister to your side kick around to help! XD
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To Do
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Done
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Finish Toys
Petpetpet
Pet Spotlight
Site Spotlight
Petpet Spotlight
Faerie Abilities
The Neopian Times
Poetry Compitition
Battle Dome Items
Raise Max Hitpoints to 100
Raise Level to 100
Raise Speed to 100
Raise Defence to 100
Raise Intelligence to 500
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Snarhook
Christmas Paint Brush
Maraquan Petpet Paint Brush
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Ah, the wonderful world of slimey, sludgy, snotty stuff! That is the subject of my wishlist, y'know... It matches my fir color to boot! The following is my list of things I'm collecting. Want to donate? Feel free to bring the subject up with cataclismic. What harm will it do? It's not like she's gonna sneeze on you!
Wishlist:
Secret Sloth Slushie,
Runny Snot,
Crunchy Snotball,
Lolly Snot,
Mutant Chia Snot,
Grundo Goo Sundae,
Snotbunny,
Sludge Bomb,
Snot Sling Shot,
Snotty Hammer,
Snot Helmet,
Toxic Sludge,
Toxic Sludge Haggis,
Toxic Sludge Blaster,
Kiko Sludge Bomb,
Slorg Slime,
Snotty Hammer,
Meuka Snot Gloves,
Meukas Snot Trail,
Xantan Slime Amulet,
Xantan Cloak of Slime,
Spooky Slime,
Slimy Tree,
Bag Of Space Slime,
Snotty Frizbee,
Snot Blocks,
Mutant Tonu Squeezy Toy,
Mouldy Tome,
Slimy Negg (TCG),
Slimy Negg,
Bogie Berry,
Pile of Soot
