Please bear with me. This page will be updated to an easier format soon. ^^


Currently Collecting:
Scrawnyfish
I don't know… They're just cute :)
Current Count: 7

I currently have three other accounts.

I have several current neo-projects/goals:

As I adore the Hannah and the Pirate Caves game as well, I also search for levels worthy of playing. Please Neomail me if you have or know of one.

My Pet's pages:

Yahto's site is the Guide. It is a game help site.
Kota's site is the Aerie. It is a newbie help guide.
Kara's site is my FAQ.
Taariq's site retells the tale of the Chronicles of Knight that appear in the Times.

The Happiest Day of my time on Neo: February 7, 2005
Know why? This was the day that I discovered that the first tale in my Knight series would be published. It was on this day as well that Taariq won the 546th Pet Spotlight. Up to date, that's the happiest day I've encountered.

I'm in the Times at last!

Current Avatar:

Wanted Avatar:
None, though I still like my old Fire Pteri and Hannah ones... ^^ Wish I could have three at the same time *laughs insanely*





F.A.Q.

Can I be your Neofriend?
Yes, you can ask to become my Neofriend, but I won't agree until I know you better. This means that we have to Neomail each other back and forth, doing something (i.e. a virtual snowball fight like example below, etc.) until I get to know you and your personality a bit better. I would, of course, be happy to become your Neofriend… just no randomness, please!
NEW RULE!!! If you want to be my neofriend you must have come here and read this. For me to know that you read it you must have "Silver Sword" as the topic (or as the first words of your Neomail). If you don't have that as the topic, I'll know you didn't read this all the way through. Also, read some of the example below.
READ THIS PLEASE!! If you wish to become my Neofriend, you must come up with a UNIQUE, INTERESTING roleplay. No more snowball fights! If you can't come up with a unique roleplay situation, then I really wouldn't want to become your friend. Can't you come up with even the smallest quest or game?

Can you draw a picture of my pet so I could enter the *insert contest here* and win a trophy, please?
Mmm-hmm, like that's gonna happen. I'm not going to spend an hour on a picture for someone I don't know just so you can win a trophy. I'm really not mean—but would you be willing to spend an hour on a random picture so someone else can win a trophy… for YOUR work?!?!

I noticed you don't belong to a Guild… join mine?
Really, I am sorry, but I don't plan on joining a Guild any time soon. With my long list of things to do (see my lookup) I just don't have the time to devote to something else. Think of it this way: I am extremely addicted to Neopets, and so I have thrown so many things onto the pile that I just don't have the time to complete them. Maybe once I finish most of the things, I'll consider Guilds… but just not right now.

You are a *insert bad word/name here*
*sneers at you and laughs* I am not affected by name-calling, so don't even try it. Keep calling me names and your name will be blocked. Only cowards call other people names. I find it amusing that you'll even spend your time to do it.

About your Neopian Times Stories…
Please go here for all questions related to the Chronicles of Knight and the other stories.


Wishlist!
(please, please, please don't buy any of this stuff for me!)


The GREAT SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
As promised, here is the Great Snowball Fight between me (Fier) and Dark (full name hidden for both our sakes). ^^ Dark's side are in white, mine in blue.

~~The Great Snowball Fight~~

*splats a snowball at you* Congratulations on your snowball fight and the snow angel as well! Did you manage to make the angel without a handprint in the center?

*throws a snowball at you but misses* I dont really remember. *shrugs* I don't think there was a handprint in the center, but there might have been ^^ *throws another snowball, hits you right in the face, and as you try frantically to get the snow off, I start to laugh* ^^

Eep! Coldcoldcoldcold! *scrubs snow frantically off of face* Ouchies! x.X *throws several snowballs at you, missing completely due to snow in eyes* Lol, I always lose my balance when I get up and end up falling back down into the angel again. *finally manages to whack you with a snowball* Pure dumb luck, that! x.X

*cries out and throws another snowball at you Ha, ha, not I! Well, I didnt fall back ^^ *throws another snowball at you, throwing you off balance and making you land right in the perfect snow angel you just got up from making* ^^

But...but...but...I wasnt making a snowball! *throws a snowball at you and makes you land in a bucket of water I just finished setting up behind you* >:} Bwuahahah! Now youre cold and wet and I have more snowballs! xD

*shivers and cries* No fair! *runs away, and just as your wondering where I went I appear again with a huge invention involving a catapult and a pile of snowballs, and aim it right at you...*

Whhhoooooaaaa crap!!! *runs away screaming and falls facefirst into a snowbank* x.X You're evil. *throws a temper tantrum, gets out a hatchet, and chops the catapult into firewood*

*looks at you angrily, then cries* I works so hard on that catapult! Im not evil, really! *again runs off, and returns in a large tank. The first snowball comes rocketing at you...*

*screams at the top of her lungs* *puts the world into slow-motion and builds a tremendous snow-fort before the first snowball has time to hit* ... *unfreezes the world and returns it to normal speed, where the snowball thwacks harmlessly into the fort wall* xD *falls over laughing at her own ebilness*

*looks at your snowfort and thinks really hard, then creates a time machine that sends us both back to the moment I brought the tank, then takes away the button that allowed you to put the world in slow motion, then climbs back in the tank as you look at me in horror, then begins shooting snowballs again...*

*runs around in crazy circles like an idiot and thus cannot be hit* *instead of slowing down time, speeds up herself to build the snow fort* >:3

*can't see you when youre in speed-realm, though blinks in confusion once another snowfort it built and you are safely inside. Then decides to destroy your fort by replacing the snowball ammo with evil snowbunnies that begin to gnaw through the defenses...*^^ (I think I just went mad there Get out of that!)

*stares at the evil snowbunnies and, stupidly enough, begins to laugh* Ahahahaha! You think to destroy my fort with evil snowbunnies? Little do you know...I command the most evil snowbunny of all...the PSYCHOBUNNY!!!!! *holds up Snugga threateningly* Snugga the snow/psychobunny: *blinks innocently*

*blinks at Snugga* What!? The evil snowbunnies are mine! How were you able to control one of them? *looks around* I know... *invents a hypnotizing, mind-controling machine, runs all the way to Terror Mountain, hypnotizes the Snowager, and brings it back to aid the evil snowbunnies in destroying your fort*

Snugga: *blinks some more, then leaps out of Darks arms and lands on Fier's head* O.O Dark: Omigosh, the Snowager!!! *gets gobbled up by the Snowager* YESS! No snowballs can get me in here!

Aahh! Attack of the snowbunny! *blinks, realizing what I just said* Snowbunny? *picks Snugga up and set it gently on the ground. Snugga bounces innocently away* *looks to snowager, who seems pleased that it ate you* Hmm... the whole point of a snowball fight is to pound you with snowballs... Ok... *pushes a code on the hypnotising, nind-controling machine, and the Snowager begins to gag like a cat...* Eeeww... Gotta get you outta there, though ^^

Noooo!!!! *wails and does her best to avoid getting regurgitated by the Snowager* But I dont WANNA come out and play! Snugga: *comes back with a little purple cape with a giant P" across the back* 6_9 *charges towards Fier and bites her on the ankle* Dark: *still inside the Snowager* >:3 Told ya she was a Psychobunny!

*screams in agony, then musters up the strength to hypnotize Snugga, who again blinks innocently and hops over to help my force of evil snowbunnies gnaw down your snowfort* Snowager: *bleh! Suddenly your back out in the snow, and the Snowager, despite the mind-control, scurries all the way back to its cave* Nooooo.... My snowager.... Oh, well, it seems that some polarchucks decided to help my snowbunnies... *gives an evil cackle* *throws snowball at you, since you arent in your fort yet* ^^

Snugga: *launches herself out of the evil snowbunny and attacks the snowball in midair* *happily crunches through the snowball and eats it* Dark: Erm...whoa? *runs after the snowager*

*creates yet another invention, this time it shrinks you to the size of a snowbunny* Go, my evil snowbunnies! *laughs evil laughter* Get that one! *points to you* (is it just me, or should lightning be flashing in the distance right now? ^^)

*uses the machine to shrink herself to half the size of a snowbunny* *hops inside the nearest snowbunnys mouth* Hahahaha! Now you still can't throw snowballs at me! xD

*starts to cry, looking at the snowbunny* Hmmm... Shrinks snow, tank, and myself to small enough to fit in the snowbunny, then is swallowed too* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! Now theres still snow, my tank, and me, and you have no fort to protect yourself! *starts firing snowballs at you* ^^

*hides inside the snowbunny's digestive tract* >:3 *watches the stomach acid melt the snow and dissolve the tank* Bwuahahahahaha!!!!

*snowbunny gets sick and throws up both of us. I unshrink myself, and put you in a small little bucket that you cant escape. I then run all the way to Tyrannia*

Hahahahaha! Now theres no snowbunny stomach acid to melt the snow! *looks around* Umm... there's no snow either... Oh, well. *orders a portable freezer from Acme and starts throwing snowballs at your snowbunny-size form. ^^ *in her snowbunny-sized form, is easily able to dodge the snowballs* *runs to the Lost Desert instead, where all the snowballs promptly melt as soon as they're brought in from Acme* Bwuahah! I win! *stands on your head and makes faces*

How did you get on my head? No matter... *Picks you up by the collar, takes you to Terror Mountain, and buries you waistdeep in snow. Then I begin to throw snowballs at you while you can't move* ^^ Hahaha! Who's the winner now!?

*burrows under the snow faster than you can say "Bugs Bunny"* Hah! I'm the winner now! *creates her own little snow-tunnels around Terror mountain and sneaks back to the Snowager's lair*

*creates another invention that takes away all the snow on Terror Mountain. Then shrinks the Snowager to the size of a tenis ball, and unshrinks you*

O.O YAY! I WIN!!!! You can't have a snowball fight without any snow! *tucks the Snowager in her pocket and skips all the way back to the Lost Desert*

HEH!!! You cant win cuz you were in the snowball fight TOO!!! It's a truce! Neither of us can win now! Heh! Thats MY snowager! *charges after you*

No, I -can- win, because my goal in the snowball fight was to avoid getting splatted! xD See? NOOO! THE SNOWAGER ISH MINE! *throws a temper tantrum and runs in circles*

*sticks tongue out at you* You never said that before!!! *splats several snowballs at you from Acme freezer* There! Now I win. It was MY shrink machine that shruck the Snowager, so technically it is now MINE!!! *grabs it from you and runs away*

I didnt have to! It was unspoken. xD *dodges the snowballs and watche them melt in the Lost Desert sand* >:3 I still win! No, you chased the Snowager away back to Terror Mountain, which means you gave away your shrinking-privileges! *grabs the Snowager back and runs away laughing*

Youre mean! Fine. *stomps away and refuses to speak to you* At least I have Yahto, Kota, Taariq, Kara, Kinfe, Akiko, and Atlantis with me. *breaths heavily after saying list of pets names* I still say we both won We both came up with some unique ideas throughout the entire fight". ^^

Lol, okay. We both won. But the Snowager is mine. Deal? *holds out hand to shake*

*shakes hand* Sure, you can keep **that** Snowager. *clones the snowager so I have one too ^^ *

The End! Well, not really… ^^ *cackles insanely*


~~started 2-27-05

Hi! My name is Kara_Takoda and I'm a Blue Zafara, though I'd much rather be painted Starry. Since my site wasn't receiving all too much attention, I agreed to let Fierwym use it for FAQ. Aren't I sweet?

I, like Fierwym, adore poetry. I also like to help people out when they don't understand something.

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