Tamm's Asparagus Hoard
This asparagus pasty looks good! Asparagus candy cane! Yay! ^.^ Ooooh! GLowing asparagus... I wonder how they do it... Cheesy asparagus is even on the gourmet club list! Perfect for the asparagus eater on the go! Can you believe that this ray gun is powered by asparagus?! I hear it's pretty powerful... :P






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Meet Bugger

Meet Me

Meet the Team

Meet my Friends

Meet Asparagus(and others)

My Specila Story Thing

Awards I've Won

The Asparagus Award

Frequently Asked Questions

Fan Art!
These are all the pics peeple have drawn for me! Click on the thumbnail for a full sized piccy.

Thanks, oo_rabbot_oo! This pic is cool! -ART TRADE-
Susa drew this one. Hehe... I was a little annoyed that day, and, well um, I accidentally kind of destroyed a neohome... Dont ask how. The police hate me. Hehe...

All content on this page is copyrighted by susasusasusa, and anyone who steals any of it will die a most unpleasant death. That is all! ^.^




Tamm's Asparagus Hoard

Wha-? Who? What are you doing here? Why are you here! Hehe... Let me... just... get out... of these... clothes... *says that as he takes the shirt and bling bling off* Who are you? Who am I?! Oh, wait, I'm... Tammello? I think that's right... So... um, do I know you? I don't think so. What's your name? guest? Never heard of ya! Well, um, come inside, you're welcome, as long as you don't touch my asparagus hoard...

Bugger...


Bugger, well, he's a bugger. And he's specila in every way, just like me! He's particularly weird when I talk to him. He waves his arms around (although I can't see any apparent 'arms' on him...) or bites my ear... Who was I talking about again? Oh yes, that's right... My petpet... What was his name? Buggy? Bungi... Bugger! Right...

Bugger's Stats

- Statistics -
Age : 765 days old (18377 hours)
Level : 15
Owner : Tamm (Who would've guessed?!)
Gender : No one's really sure... How can you tell?!?
Height : 10 cms.
Weight : 2 lbs.
Intelligence : Well, Bugger's a little loose upstairs, if you know what I mean...

Me, Myself and I

Hehe... This is... a pic of... um, who's it a pic of again? Oh, right! Me! Hehe...

Enough about Bugger. My name is...uh... Tamm...? Oh yeah.That's right. I absolutely LOVE the color orange, I idolize asparagus, and am amazed by cows... Now what is your name? guest, hmmmm... Do I know you? How'd you get in?! AHHHH! YOU'RE A ROBBER, HERE TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS HOARD! HELP!!! Oh wait... Do I know you? Your name is... um... What is it? guest? Ok... Sorry. I have very bad short-term memory, you must understand.... Well, I am the head honcho here at T.A.H. I run things and make sure every asparagus job goes well... Of course, I need some help...

My Stats(as bad as they are, i'll show you them...)

Name: Tammello2000
Owner: susasusasusa a.k.a BubbliBoop
Health: 5/15
Age: Um.... I think I'm 74065 old... But I can't fully remember...
Level: 19
Strength:20
Agility:16
Defence:22
Intelligence: 46

The Asparagus Retrieval Team, or A.R.T
T.A.H. is like the mafia, except we don't murder people and we don't collect money, we collect asparagus! Every T.A.H. member has a job! Bugger does the under-cover black market work, Ebonesstica does the haggling, and I um... What do I do again? Oh yeah, I find the asparagus! Hehe...

This is Bugger, my Black Market Slorg!
Bugger is the best Black Market Trader I know, and luckily for me, he's very loyal. He'll do just about anything you ask him, as long as he gets a little chocolate for supper! He loves chocolate! Oh, and he helps me remember stuff. He's a good little slorg....

This is Ebonesstica! I remembered here name! YAY!
Ebonesstica just joined the A.R.T. She might be inexperienced, but she's doing well! Her specialty is haggling with the shop keepers... I think... I can't rightly remember...

My Friends

I have a couple of friends who don't mind me forgetting their name or phone number...

Man, this guy is so cool!
Now... Let me see... This is... uh... erm... Disco-somthing. Disco...ballerina? No... Disco... ballistic? No... Well, whatever his name is,
he's cool!

This is my good friend, erm... her name is... *ahem* let's move on.
Um... ok, this ixi's name is... um... Ebony? Ebonette? Ebon-something... Ebon...esstica! That's it! Well, she's adventurous, funny, and really enjoys collecting rocks/bones/shells. :)

Favorite Stuffs

I don't really remember what goes in this section, so I just store some of my favorite things in here.... Including some cool asparagus souveniers from my conquests! o.O

Hmmm... What's this again? Uh... Well, it really comes in handy... Especially when I'm stealing asparagus!

-blocked- Thanks  to Melli! ^^

This site has won the coveted pickle award! This petpage has won the Evil award! Winner of the Crescent Moon Award! I'm a gold winner of Alia_Sora's award!! .:.Spork for Diversity.:.

The Asparagus Award

This is the Asparagus Award! -Does asparagus jig-

IMPORTANT!!! I WILL NO LONGER GIVE OUT AWARDS. I'M WAY TOO BUSY! SORRY... BUT IF I SEE A PAGE I LIKE, I'LL GIVE OUT THE AWARD RANDOMLY...

This is the award I give to sites that I think deserve a hearty asparagus. You can apply by neomailing susasusasusa, saying the name of the pet you want to get the award.

Qualifications

  • No broken images
  • No stolen images
  • The page shows a good knowlege of HTML and CSS
  • The page is creative and original!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1.Will you teach me HTML or CSS?
    Nope, sorry. I'll just confuse you! o.o Go to csshelp the kougra's petpage, it has a lot of helpful info on CSS and a little help on HTML... I use it all the time! †.†

    2.Will you draw a pic of my cybunny?
    It depends. If I'm too busy, I'll tell you when I can do it, and ask you to neomail me again then. But normally, yes, I can!

    3.Will you draw a pic of my non-cybunny pet?
    Sorry, I only do cybunnies and slorgs!

    4.Will you join my guild?
    Maybe, if I like it! But please don't send me invites! They're annoying and I won't join.

    {thanks kahroo for the help!}



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