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Tamm's Asparagus Hoard

Wha-? Who? What are you doing here? Why are you here! Hehe... Let me... just... get out... of these... clothes... *says that as he takes the shirt and bling bling off* Who are you? Who am I?! Oh, wait, I'm... Tammello? I think that's right... So... um, do I know you? I don't think so. What's your name? guest? Never heard of ya! Well, um, come inside, you're welcome, as long as you don't touch my asparagus hoard...

Bugger...

Bugger, well, he's a bugger. And he's specila in every way, just like me! He's particularly weird when I talk to him. He waves his arms around (although I can't see any apparent 'arms' on him...) or bites my ear... Who was I talking about again? Oh yes, that's right... My petpet... What was his name? Buggy? Bungi... Bugger! Right...

Bugger's Stats

- Statistics -
Age : 765 days old (18377 hours)
Level : 15
Owner : Tamm (Who would've guessed?!)
Gender : No one's really sure... How can you tell?!?
Height : 10 cms.
Weight : 2 lbs.
Intelligence : Well, Bugger's a little loose upstairs, if you know what I mean...

Me, Myself and I

Enough about Bugger. My name is...uh... Tamm...? Oh yeah.That's right. I absolutely LOVE the color orange, I idolize asparagus, and am amazed by cows... Now what is your name? guest, hmmmm... Do I know you? How'd you get in?! AHHHH! YOU'RE A ROBBER, HERE TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS HOARD! HELP!!! Oh wait... Do I know you? Your name is... um... What is it? guest? Ok... Sorry. I have very bad short-term memory, you must understand.... Well, I am the head honcho here at T.A.H. I run things and make sure every asparagus job goes well... Of course, I need some help...

My Stats(as bad as they are, i'll show you them...)

Name: Tammello2000
Owner: susasusasusa a.k.a BubbliBoop
Health: 5/15
Age: Um.... I think I'm 74065 old... But I can't fully remember...
Level: 19
Strength:20
Agility:16
Defence:22
Intelligence: 46

The Asparagus Retrieval Team, or A.R.T
T.A.H. is like the mafia, except we don't murder people and we don't collect money, we collect asparagus! Every T.A.H. member has a job! Bugger does the under-cover black market work, Ebonesstica does the haggling, and I um... What do I do again? Oh yeah, I find the asparagus! Hehe...

This is Bugger, my Black Market Slorg!
Bugger is the best Black Market Trader I know, and luckily for me, he's very loyal. He'll do just about anything you ask him, as long as he gets a little chocolate for supper! He loves chocolate! Oh, and he helps me remember stuff. He's a good little slorg....

This is Ebonesstica! I remembered here name! YAY!
Ebonesstica just joined the A.R.T. She might be inexperienced, but she's doing well! Her specialty is haggling with the shop keepers... I think... I can't rightly remember...

My Friends

I have a couple of friends who don't mind me forgetting their name or phone number...

Man, this guy is so cool!
Now... Let me see... This is... uh... erm... Disco-somthing. Disco...ballerina? No... Disco... ballistic? No... Well, whatever his name is, he's cool!

This is my good friend, erm... her name is... *ahem* let's move on.
Um... ok, this ixi's name is... um... Ebony? Ebonette? Ebon-something... Ebon...esstica! That's it! Well, she's adventurous, funny, and really enjoys collecting rocks/bones/shells. :)

Favorite Stuffs

I don't really remember what goes in this section, so I just store some of my favorite things in here.... Including some cool asparagus souveniers from my conquests! o.O