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Alien Aisha Navigation!
MISC. Fun Stuff
Me
- Name: jinkaness
- Nickname: jinx
- Age: 35093 hours
- Species: Aisha
- Colour: Alien
- Level: 14
- Owner: inari_44
- Height: 45 cms.
- Weight: 53 lbs.
- Hit Points: 23
- Strength: 22
- Defence: 17
- Movement: 22
- Intelligence: 12
- Battledome: Won 0 out of 0
- Battledome Score: 0
My Family!
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Fidante
Inari_44
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Welcome to jinkaness's webpage!
Hi and welcome to my petpage! I've created this little petpage in honor of all the other Alien Aishas out there! New things are constantly being added so keep checking back!
NEWS: YAY! I recently won the Site Spotlight!! *Happy Dance*
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Want to know more about me? I'm the newest addition to our family. I may be young, but I'm full of energy and I LOVE to learn! I'm currently in the Swashbuckling Academy and I'm training hard every day! I hope to one day be as strong as my big brother Inari_44 but I still have a long way to go! I've also started reading a few books that Inari has allready read. I hear they make you smarter so I want to read as many as possible! Well, I'll write more about me later! Just keep reading down to learn all about alien aishas!
About Alien Aishas!
Alien Aishas are six-eared relations of the Neopian Aishas. They are from another planet, a long, long way away. Like all aishas, they are generally quite intelligent and have a natural penchant for magic. Mysteriously, all Aishas are born with a collar on. This collar has a letter "A" dangling from it. Alien Aishas are also most commonly seen with a fishbowl... err umm... space helmet on their head and sporting a shiny silver space suit.
Alien Aishas are very interested in experimenting... especially on food. They are experts at what most consider "gross" foods. They, however, would call their creations "the loveliest foods in the world". You can be the judge of that by visiting the Alien Aisha Vending Machine located in Neopia Central. All it takes is a Nerkmid and a bit of button pushing to sample of of these... umm... rare deliquesces.
Some "famous" Alien Aishas include Captain Xelqued, creator of the Aisha Myriad artifact and Farlax V, the Alien Aisha who run the vending machine. Gormball fans have probably heard of Farvin III.
Have you ever read the book, Alien Aisha Invasion? It shares one view on what might happen if Alien Aishas tried to take over Kreludor and then Neopia. This intrest in Alien Aishas has expanded throughout Neopia. You can find all sorts of books, stamps, plushies, and more relating to Alien Aishas.
Some well-known, yet extremely rare weapons exist thanks to the Alien Aishas. The Alien Aisha Sceptre, which is said to have come from the royalty of Alien Aishas, holds many mystical powers. There is also a weapon so powerful that it will scramble several different kinds of attacks so that you dont get harmed! These weapons were smuggled in by Pirates and are VERY expensive to obtain.
Want to know more about Alien Aishas? How could you not!? This awesome and mysterious species is also one of the most interesting. Continue reading to see how they are slowly migrating into Neopian life.
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Famous Alien Aishas!
I used to have this section here, and it worked fine for months. Then suddenly it stopped working. I didn't change anything, but I kept getting an error message for it. I tried lots of stuff, but nothing fixed the problem. So until neo fixes whatever is wrong I will just leave this section down.
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Alien Aisha Vending Machine!
Click here to play!
The Alien Aisha says, "My great machine will give you the loveliest foods in the world"
Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat! "
TYPES OF NERKMIDS:
This is a list of all existing nerkmids. Once you use a nerkmid in the Vending Machine, it is gone. Supposedly, the better the nerkmid, the better the prize.
Basic Golden Nerkmid
Normal Golden Nerkmid
Magical Golden Nerkmid
Ultra Golden Nerkmid
Golden Nerkmid X
Golden Nerkmid XX
Lesser Nerkmid
Average Nerkmid
Good Nerkmid
Super Nerkmid
Ultra Nerkmid
Ultimate Nerkmid
Ultra Platinum Nerkmid
Normal Platinum Nerkmid
Basic Platinum Nerkmid
Platinum Nerkmid XX
Platinum Nerkmid X
Magical Platinum Nerkmid
PRIZES:
Each time you use a nerkmid, you will get both NP and an item.
NP: You will receive a random amount of neopoints.
Gross foods: Alien Aishas are experts in gross foods and love giving them out as prizes. Gross foods sell for very little. However, some gross foods are also gourmet foods!
Gross GOURMET Foods
Blumaroo Tail Salad Extravaganza
Brain Kebab
Cheesy Apple Stick
Chip Butty Pizza
Dr. Backwash
Fish Flavour Ice Cream
Grundo Toe Lint
Intestines and Marinara
Moldy Cheese
Parts on a Pizza
Slithering Snake Taco
The Stuff
Waffle Burger
Paint brushes: When an Alien Aisha runs out of gross foods and you're lucky enough, you can get a paint brush or a petpet paint brush!
Nerkmids: Just like when an alien aisha runs out of gross foods, you may receive another nerkmid. Most nerkmids are unbuyables and their prices vary, but you can sell them for a nice profit or just stick it back into the Vending Machine!
Alien Aisha Avatar: If it's your first time using a nerkmid, you will also get the Alien Aisha Avatar!
Trophy: If you're lucky enough to win a large ammount of neopoints, you could receive a Vending Machine Trophy. The high scores are the amount of NP you received from the vending machine.
(Click here for the high scores!!)
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Alien Aisha Games!
Alien Aisha Vending Machine
Click to Play!
Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize!
Magma Blaster
Click to Play!
You play an Alien Aisha who was happily going along their way, when suddenly volcanos start erupting. It is up to you to save the Tyrannians from the flow of molten lava in Magma Blaster!!!
Gormball
Click to Play!
You can choose to play as Farvin III, an Alien Aisha. Yes, its the great new fun game thats sweeping the outer quadrants. Grab a Gorm-Ball, and get ready to be amazed! Only 20 NP per game. And thats not all, you can win NP, prizes, and ancient evil alien artifacts!
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Alien Aisha Items!
Alien Aisha Stamps:
Alien Aisha Myriad Stamp
Alien Aisha Ray Gun Stamp
Alien Aisha Vending Stamp
Alien Aisha Books:
Alien Aisha Invasion
Nerkmid Mania
Mercenaries for hire
Alien Aisha Plushies:
If you cant afford the real thing, why not have this cute plushie replica instead?
Green Alien Aisha Plushie
Alien Aisha Plushie
Sophix II Plushie
Alien Aisha Collectors Cards:
Arlhox VII
Beerlap III
Shreegla VI
Farlax V
Gargon IV
Captain Xelqued
Alien Aisha (TCG's):
Click on the card for its listing as Neopet's Card of the Day!
Aisha Myriad (TCG)
Sophix II (TCG)
Mercenaries (TCG)
Farlax V (TCG)
Artifacts:
Note: The Aisha Myriad is now RETIRED! Read about the Aisha Myriad in the Neopedia!
Aisha Myriad
Weapons:
The following weapons are sold originally at the Smuggler's Cove.
Alien Aisha Ray Gun
Alien Aisha Sceptre
Alien Aisha Scrambler
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Alien Aisha Goodies!
These are a few of the Alien Aisha images and references that the Neopets Team have scattered across Neopia. You can personalize your computer and neopets account in the style of an Alien Aisha!
Alien Aisha Avatar:
If it's your first time using a nerkmid, you will also get the Alien Aisha Avatar!
Buddy Icons:
Click the Icon to visit Neopet's Buddy Icon Page and download the Icon to use with MSN!
Backgrounds:
Click the image to visit Neopet's Background Page and download the background!
Blog:
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This is where all your spiffy text goes.
Ohhh! Fancy, eh?
You can put thank yous, wishlists... anything you want!
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Shopkeepers:
Aisha - Alien
Aisha - Farvin III
Aisha - Sophix
Stock:
 | Alien Aisha Vending Ltd. | | AAVL have monopolosed the vending industry in Neopia. After setting up the company early in the month of Swimming ,they have made a huge profit by selling their bizarre alien creations to Neopians.
Slogan - When you have no other choice. |
NeoGreeting™:
Happy Birthday (Animated) Alien Aisha
Cliffhanger Answer:
The alien aisha vending machine serves great food.
Alien Aisha Random Event:
Any Nerkmid can be given out, not just this example!
| Something has happened! | | An Alien Aisha gives you a Basic Golden Nerkmid!!!
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Lenny Trivia:
In Neopets's early years there was a game called Lenny Trivia. Some questions were:
Q: How many buttons are there on the Alien Aisha Vending Machine?
A: 3 small 6 big
Q: What do you need to use the Alien Aisha Vending Machine?
A: A Nerkmid
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Neopian Times Articles!
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| | Week - 1 | The Alien Aisha: Part One
by krazy4kikos | | Description: This is the first part of The Alien Aisha series. |
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| Week - 1 | The Alien Aisha: Part Three
by krazy4kikos | | Description: Many of the shopkeepers gave me free food from their shops to see what I thought of it, because they could tell I was foreign. |
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| Week - 2 | The Alien Aisha: Part Four
by krazy4kikos | | Description: He had six little buttons, six levers, three big buttons, five little turning dials, a nice big slot for prizes, and a blue sign on top that said Nosh-O-Matic. |
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| Week - 39 | Why You Haven't Heard of Zorat
by taffychic | | Description:What on Star-XL552S is under your skin now?"
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| Week - 42 | The Mysterious Alien Replicator
by deejay435 | | Description:Where does the Alien Aisha... |
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| Week - 46 | Nuk-San and Kitsuri
by no_fear_at_all | | Description: Mmmm... Nerkmid. |
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| Week - 48 | Alien?
by starsintheskies | | Description: Had me fooled. |
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| Week - 53 | Life With Tonus: The Nerkmid
by smudgeoffudge | | Description: The Nerkmid... |
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| Week - 53 | Alien Aisha Blasts Off
by conniec18 | | Description: Well, the thing is, the spaceship is run completely by computers. It had cost me around 2.3 million Neopoints... |
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| Week - 89 | Why You Won't See Zorat in Neopia
by taffychic | | Description: Zorat concentrated for a while, then finally seemed to hit on an idea. "We haven't visited Neopia in a while," she said carefully, knowing what the reaction would probably be. |
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| Week - 100 | Searching for the Stars: Part One
by adoriblelapin | | Description: Every alien Aisha raced across the hall, strapped on their space suits, and followed the marching group to the spacecraft's exit. |
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| Week - 101 | Searching for the Stars: Part Two
by adoriblelapin | | Description: She thought of how all her shipmates had called her irresponsible, and how shocked they would be to see her here right this minute, rocking a crying baby to calm him. |
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| Week - 102 | Searching for the Stars: Part Three
by adoriblelapin | | Description:Eyelle. I like that. Rosch is such a fitting name, too. We can get to a safer area, and then you can tell me everything that happened around here. Start from the beginning! |
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| Week - 103 | Searching for the Stars: Part Four
by adoriblelapin | | Description:No, no," replied the Wocky. "I'm the one who is rude. You may call me Mrs. Chord. I have many Aisha friends, and to tell you the truth, I've never seen one with so many ear stalks… |
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| Week - 104 | Searching for the Stars: Part Five
by adoriblelapin | | Description:I'm supposed to check up on recent guests at the Neolodge. I didn't think anyone would do much in their first five minutes of moving in, but… |
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| Week - 105 | Searching for the Stars: Part Six
by adoriblelapin | | Description:Gee," she mused. "You'd think because we had less heavier gravity in Alien Aisha Land, we'd be taller and could be told apart from these Neopians... |
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| Week - 106 | Searching for the Stars: Part Seven
by adoriblelapin | | Description: Many alien Aishas marched from the ship toward them, armed and looking very relieved. They cheered individually at her, glad to see their -invalid_word-er shipmate. |
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| Week - 107 | Searching for the Stars: Part Eight
by adoriblelapin | | Description: Everything suddenly glowed a blinding white light, slowly turning into the violet colour of the sphere that had just been thrown. |
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| Week - 108 | Searching for the Stars: Part Nine
by adoriblelapin | | Description: Thinking her twin would give something back to her, Ajliso drew out a basic but complex plan on blueprint... |
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| Week - 111 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas: Part One
by nindail | | Description:Xelqued, you recall the events from the Hidden Tower, correct? |
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| Week - 112 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas: Part Two
by nindail | | Description:Well, take me to the warehouse. I was sent to make sure they've arrived and are being stored. |
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| Week - 113 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas: Part Three
by nindail | | Description: Everyone looked up to see a long and giant black ship descending on Faerie World. As the Neopians in the transports exited, everyone begins firing at the Aishan transports. |
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| Week - 114 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas: Part Four
by nindail | | Description:Hmm… take me to the closest area to the Faerie Castle that we control..."
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| Week - 115 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas: Part Five
by nindail | | Description: What am I thinking? Xelqued thought. I didn't free them! My mind is playing tricks on me! |
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| Week - 145 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas II: Part One
by nindail | | Description:So, Xelqued," the Minister began. "Report from INTELLICOM say that your mission did not turn out too good… |
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| Week - 146 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas II: Part Two
by nindail | | Description: Everyone on bridge looked at the giant metal object. "Do you think it'll attack us?" asked Jublgurp.
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| Week - 147 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas II: Part Three
by nindail | | Description: A wide hole was cut through the fence protecting this garage. A trail of muddy footsteps led all the way into one of the garages and right into a Fire Faerie Transport... |
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| Week - 148 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas II: Part Four
by nindail | | Description:Our objective is the Array. It's approximately 2 miles away. We need to work fast and move silently. But first, defense. Who here has a weapon? |
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| Week - 149 | The Rebellion of the Alien Aishas II: Part Five
by nindail | | Description: The Earth Faeries were tapping at the controls, making sure that everything was all right, while the Air Faeries continued to fly around, checking boxes... |
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| Week - 149 | Of Air Faeries and Alien Aishas
by tennisblondie16 | | Description:You took it from its planet? Priscilla, dear, you have got to return it! Do you realize what this could do to the economy?!"
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| Week - 167 | Breaking into Alien Aisha Vending Ltd.
by appaloosa500 | | Description: The Wocky smirked knowingly while watching the JubJub's face. Not because the notes were fake, far from it, and neither were they stolen. It was because he was such a silly little small timer. |
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Nods in the News!
Note: This news is HISTORY. Much of it (such as any references to the Super Vending Machine) are now out of date.
July 5th 2000
If you collect Nerkmids (the weird alien currency) then you will be able to go on our new
Alien Vending Machine. You may win some nice food :)
July 10th 2000
Now you can find Nerkmids as a random event. You will be able to use these in the
Alien Vending Machine soon!
July 13th 2000
The Alien Vending Machine will be working in a few hours
April 18th 2001
Yet more fantastic
Alien Aisha recipes - tuck into Rice Lice, Toe Nail Soup or a
large ball of Chewing Dung!
January 4th 2001
Just when you thought those Alien Aishas
had given up with their disgusting recipes, out come six more!
May 12th & 13th 2001
The SUPER VENDING MACHINE
is live!!! Take your Nerkmids there now and receive your prize!!
The Alien Aishas have built a new vending machine, and this one dispenses not only food, but
rare Collectable Cards, Neopoints and more. Check it out by clicking
here!! The offers are open now
and the machine should be ready in a couple of hours.
May 14th 2001
For those of you who missed out on a GOLDEN NERKMID, or want some
more nerkmids... we have some more offers in our Super Vending Machine.
May 24th 2001
If you haven't got any Golden Nerkmids yet, then make sure you get some today at our
Alien Aisha Vending Machine!!!
June 7th 2001
Saturday will be the last day to get your Golden and Platinum Nerkmids!!!
Click here to get yours!
June 14th 2001
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine will now
give out trophies for the luckiest winners. It also accepts Golden and Platinum Nerkmids!
October 23rd 2001
The Alien Aishas have just finished
cooking up some more delicious gross foods!
January 28th 2002
The prizes for the Alien Aisha Vending Machine
have been improved!
June 10th 2002
Uh... Oh! Looks like those Alien Aishas have been
mixing up some new recipes again!
August 28th 2002
Eww... Those Alien Aishas have done it again, their three new recipes are just as disgusting as all
their other gross foods.
December 4th 2002
Yum, yum! Just look at the newest recipes those insane
Alien Aishas have cooked up. Pop a Nerkmid in
their machine and you could win one of these interesting treats.
December 6th 2002
Oh no! Looks like those Alien Aishas
have been at it again... Salmon Mousse Tea?!!? What on earth were they thinking?
January 2nd 2004
Can you figure out how to get this cool Aisha avatar?
January 23rd 2004
Wow! Now you can have your very own Alien Aisha!!!
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Alien Aisha Sightings!
The following is a list of all my current Alien Aisha Sightings. If you have an Alien Aisha that you would like listed here, please neomail me!
Add this banner to your Alien Aisha's lookup to show support for this page!!
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Images For You!
I do not claim to make any of these images. These images are used here by permission from the creators. If you use any of these images, please link back to their creators!
Alien Aisha Glitter Image by tagandkiss
Alien Aisha Glitter Image by _piggie_pie_
Glitter by: _piggie_pie_
Alien Aisha Adoptables by atarichikk
Alien Aisha Adoptable by kacheeky_3k
Alien Aisha Adoptable by ryssikel
Alien Aisha Adoptable by dark_alfy
Alien Aisha Adoptable by scythehunter
Alien Aisha Adoptable by kallykat_03
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