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INTRO

HELLLOOOO RANDOM PERSON! Welcome welcome...dunno how yew got in meh room, but welcome all the same! :D Meh name'z keirch...it sounds like lurch... kinda. Errrr tis is were i live mostlah....Im not allowed to play in da battledome but i got tis silver hammer to carry around....its fun to swing and squish bugs wit ^o^ anyways yur here to learn more about me? ....ok then! x3 *bounces*

STORAH

first off...i was abandoned..yep BAD PERSON...nope nope not a good person they was .__. er...i was there tryin to make fwiends but allll they did was scream and run away from meh...ers....from what I waz told iz used to be a normal korbat...pffft...thats dumb tho cuz i iz a normal korbat XD anywayyyy got in a fight wit two grarrls and they broke meh head...now i gots a plate and hear voices...stoopid vocies...they yell at each other alot...and gives meh headacks=_=ak! er... back on the storah...The techno person wit gray hair then tied meh up in some old jacket cuz I was scaring customers or somethin that that....he's a mean ol' techno..I put horse radish in his desk on ce...heheh it made him so angwy xD... ers....anywas I still wear da jeaket...cuz its soft n warm... and dizzah says I havta o-o oh! I was adoped by her ...yep...she says I gots a speech impendament whateveh that is...erm....now that I have ah owner i havta be good...lotsa rules....I cant even swing from da fan or chew on da furniture like I could at da pound place...but then again dizzah doesnt yell at meh like that techno did...mean techno o_o;...mmm...OH OH! About the metal plate in meh head! ...it waz made meh special ^_^..gahhherm…... meh meean old brotha Tanker, likes to stick magnets to the back of meh head when im not lookin...he'z ebil :K

FRIEWDS

twidl is mah bestest friewd XD she been put in a block of ice....i mizz her...but her page is still around so peoples still can visit it x3

Stitch iz a veryyy good friend...yepyepyep ^___^ she's got a petpet can can change into things, ya know :o
Gothic is a pirate guy! He told meh he sees with his ears....isnt that kewl? yes it is! :3
Yricke veryyyyy strange lupe. yep. just meet him but he's kewl and a good guy ^O^ peoples say he's insane and stuff but he isnt... i beleaf he realah see things. wish i can see like that and have swirly eyes of swirly...swirly-ness...hm.... Lets go scare college students again sometime k?! make em scream like little 5 year olds. weeee! XD
er....I gots other friends... i havent talked wit them for awhile though....peoples who stop talkin to meh I forget who they are. But! I keep there names on meh lookup...cuz...I can....yep *-*

FAMILAH

Tank two: Hes spookah! i dun like him.Nope, not at all. He bit meh like..four times already...*scoffs* meanie...

chicken-bird: heheh he's real name is hard to say so i just call him that ^_^ I LIKE HIM cuz hes got soooo many kewl toys...and he makes this weird honking noise everytime I steal a yo-yo..like a goose! :B

Veu: pretty much always lookin to help peoples. Hangin around da donation tree or buyin books for grundos, sooo she's not home alot o_o i wonder how she can see wit all that hair in her face....

er...their's also meh cuzins... Freezah , Eruo , Spooks , Mellie , Hero , Zah , anddd .... Mid well..er...eaish...o-o oh! I have a droolik named sunshine! I keep her in meh jacket pocket...she squeaks! x3

AH-WARDS

KORBAT ADOPTABLE THINGIES!

the best part of meh petpage....zhe adopties! :3 course, there are some rules you must read before ya adopt on e ... read em, or I'll get angry patato chias to dance on yur head! o_O

Dont claim them as yours and dont change da coding or drawings
The old adoptables are no longer availible...so dont ask for em D:
with the customs, ONLY adopt YOUR korbat. k?
if you want a custom, be specific! dizzah isnt a mind reader so be detailed wit your discription or show her a piccy!
your korbat must be at least a week old before requesting a custom.
dizzah cant make customs for everyone...thats why she made da normal colors and such for yew. :3