Welcome to the white room
Age: Roughly 16 in human years.
Species: Mutant Korbat
Adopted: 21st of October, 2004
Favorite Color: Yellow
Hobbies: Shrieking, Running, Breaking stuff
Favorite Object: A beaten up old mallet
Personality: Hyper and unpredictable.
Dislikes: Grarrls and Garden Gnomes.
Notes: Makes alot of noise, but for the most part, harmless as long as he stays on the ground and away from grarrls and grarrl-like objects. Cannot stay unsupervised for long, otherwise he may start chewing though the safety belts. But he has been locked away for so long.... Perhaps it would do him some good to have social interaction.
From here on out, keirch shall be talking. good luck.
ZOMG HELLLOOOOW RANDOM INTERNET PERSON! Welcome welcome...dunno how yew got in meh room, but welcome all the same! id give you hugs but yew be stuck in the computer box :D ANYWAY Meh name'z Keirch...it rhyms wit perch ^_^ ... Errrr tis is were I live mostlah....Im not allowed to play in da battledome but i got tis mallet to carry around....its fun to swing and squish bugs wit ^o^ anyways yur here to learn more about me? ....ok then! x3 Dizzah isnt a code monkah so she used layout help from sunnyneo as well as petpages from smarter code monkeys.... yep o_o IT STILL TOOK FOREVER TAH DO!
First off...i was abandoned..yep BAD PERSON...nope nope not a good person they was .__. er...i was there tryin to make fwiends but allll they did was scream and run away from meh...ers....from what I waz told iz used to be a normal korbat...pffft...thats dumb tho cuz i iz a normal korbat XD anywayyyy got in a fight wit two grarrls and they broke meh head...now i gots a plate and hear voices...stoopid vocies...they yell at each other alot...and gives meh headacks=_=ak! er... back on the storah...The techno person wit gray hair then tied meh up in some old lab jacket wit belts sawn on it cuz Iwas scaring customers or somethin likee that....he's a mean ol' techno..I put horse radish in his desk once...heheh it made him so angwy xD... ers....anywas I still wear da jeaket...cuz its soft n warm... and dizzah says I havta o-o oh! Dizzah is my owner lady mom person...yep...she says I gots a speech impendament whateveh that is...erm....now that I have ah owner I havta be good...lotsa rules....I cant even swing from da fan or chew on da furniture like I could at da pound place...but then again dizzah doesn't yell at meh like that techno did...mean techno o_o;...mmm...OH OH! About the metal plate in meh head! ...it waz made meh special ^_^..gahhherm…... meh meean old brotha Tanker, likes to stick magnets to the back of meh head when im not lookin...he'z ebil :K
OMGGG I FOUND A HAT!
|Tank two: Hes spookah! i dun like him.Nope, not at all. He doesnt like me either. Picks on me allll the time and no idea why! cant fight back cuz he got magic scarf arms and is like supah strong n fast. He is da family fighter but he is veryyy against fighting other pets…unless its meh :/ he trains for war. Yesh.|
|chicken-bird Seri: heheh I LIKE HIM cuz hes got soooo many kewl toys and he makes this weird honking noise every time I steal a yo-yo... he sounds like a goose! :B but he left the house to go live wit meh other familah and now I don't see him much no more :(|
|Veu: TINY UNI! She is so tinyyyy she fits in a shoe. She has a boot house! Lives in tyraninanana but sometimes comes over to play. She likes to ride around on my shoulder. But she is drooly…and kinda messy. Drooly messy tiny pony. Havta go wash meh jeaket. :C BUT I still loves her cuz she is meh sista. 83 my little sista! Ghahahahaaa~|
|Vaxi: kinda spookah. but kinda awesome toos. dizzah adopted her when chicken-bird decided to go live on dizzehs other account.Vaxi punched tanks in the nose when he was bein mean to me. BUAHAA! She is meh favorite sista and doesn't yell at meh much. C:|
|Mr Boring Bori : BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BEH! thats all he does. Talk talk talkkk. I make faces at him and yet he still somehows knows im doin it! O_o i don think hes blind at all. Pfffff. I dun gets to visit him much. We kinda don't get along but at least he isn't mean to meh. He says I gots a good spirit but meh mind is gone. I don't know what that even means cuz I feel asleep as he was explainin it….OMG STOP TALKING SO MUCH.|
|Hot-head: He dun talk. at alls. He doesnt like me talkin to him. He just sets me on fire. so I put mustard in his bed. :C|
|Brain: Stinky bunny who likes flowers! Sometimes we play together but can't play too rough cuz he's not glued together well. last time we played his tail fell off and it took a whole HOUR just to find it again. hm. I SHOULD GET HIM DUCKTAPE! 8D or would that be bunny tape? how do you get tape from ducks anyway?..what ARE ducks? 9_6|
|Spike: Battie just like meh! I likes him cuz he has dance parties and stuffs. He gave me a glowstick and i named it Max Wolverine lightingting bolt! But then I eated it. *sniff* i miss you Max lightiningting, you were my bestest friend ;~;|
|Mellie ish a crazy awesome zaffy lady! She lets meh in her berry garden and i eat berries till I throw up. SO COOL 8D She also has collection of spyders. they're ok little buggys. hehee its funnah how they follow her like a fuzzah little bug army!|
|Ms Crabby. She wants to make neopia prettah by makin neopets look da best! she invited me over her house to try making meh prettah once.... but yelled at meh for drinking the shampoop and eatin her scented soap collection. T_T I DIDNT KNOW! they shouldn't make em smell so tasty. :c|
|Goopy scaredy cat! hehe shes fun to scare :D I could just go "BLLRAHAHAHFFBOGA" and drop from the ceiling and she shrieks. ahaha. She's nervous alot....and abit snottah. I feel bad for scarin her. I try givin her hugz but get all gooey. Dizzieh gets angrwy wit me cuz i always end up getting stuck to the wall afterwodz. IT'S TANK'S FAULT I SWEAR. if he sees me covered in goo he goes and pushes me into the wall. MEAN ZAFARAAHHHH :C|
|FiFi! He is soooo awesome and gives me cakes. :D sometimes he lets me help with deliveries! but then I eat all the cupcakes and he gets sad. BUT WE MAKE MORE so everything is all better :3|
|Bossy McTalksalot who ish always tellin me what to do and to sit still :C DO NOT LIKE HER. nope. Not at all. She stuck me up on a coat rack for misbehaving and I couldn't get down! my jacket was trying to eat my head the whole time I was up there! BUHHHHH. so I flushed her paintbrushes down the toilet. :C|
|Smiley! He likes to play hid and seek but gets really REALLLY angry when he gets found. Seriouslah, thats not how you play hide and seek! Sometimes I think he gets it mixed up with laser tag, but those lasers hurt. dizzah said i should stay awaeh from him. He's a broken toaster or somethin I forgot.|
||THIS IS MEH PETPET. Her name ish sunshine and i keeps her in my jecket pocket. :3 i named her sunshine cuz if I leave her out in the sunlight, she makes all kinds of funnah noises and dances around in a circle! but then she catches fire and I havta put her back in the shade.|
Im a prettah korbat so I gets lotsa shinies! The shinies keep the garden gnomes away! I keep em all ducktaped to meh walls and ceiling as well as shiny spoons and forks n other shiny things I find :D I once accidentalah tried to duck tape a gold Gelert to meh wall. Dizzeh didnnt like that. Neither did the gelert. Dizzeh took meh ducktape away. I gots to use chewed bubblegum now. It doesn't work as gewd as the ducktape.:C
KORBAT ADOPTABLE THINGIESthe best part of meh petpage....zhe adopties! :3 Course, there are some rules you must read before ya adopt one ... read em, or I'll get angry patato chias to dance on yur head! o_O
- Dont claim them as yours and dont change da coding or drawings
- with the customs, ONLY adopt YOUR korbat. k?
- dun enter em in contests.
- these are tiny korbats so dont be mad if your custom is missing stuff! designs have to be simpifiered in order for em to fit on tiny bat bodies
- if you want a custom, neomail meh owner lady! but keep in mind dizzah isnt a mind reader so be detailed wit your discription or show her a piccy thing!
- your pet must be at least a week old before requesting a custom.
- dont have a korbat but still would like a custom? we'll turn em into a bat. WEWT :3
- dizzah cant make customs for everyone...thats why she made da normal colors and such for yew. :3 Dizzah is always adding colors so check back!
- if you do use one be sure it links back here k? dizzah is a bad codemonkey sometimes
- Cross painted batties availableh upon request
custom adoptie requests are open :)
custom adoptie trades are open :)
Pirate (un clothed)
Adopties other peoples made. YEY! xDI IS LOOKIN FORADOPTIES! if you got adopts then neomail meh owner so i can stick em here! they dont even havta be batties! hahhahha 8D
ARTS BY AWESOME LADAHS AND DOODS
geee ya are all AWEOME for drawin little ol meh ^^ |
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All piccys belong to their respechtive artist peoples.
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||weeee. Thankies Queen Patato! i luvs meh sweater! HAPPY DECEMBERWEEN STARBOLTS OR WHATEVER TIS HOLIDAH ISH :D|
||LAWLS! TACO ROCK THISH IS FUNNAH! i musta got outta my jecket and forgot how to fly. o3o meh head hurts just lookin at it! guahahaaa. THANKIES FOR DA ANIMANTONZ|
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||I dun wanna steal your name... but i DO wanna thank yew for da awesome piccy! imlookin SPIFFAH! :3|
||zomgs Neo Rocket DOUBLE EXTREEEMMMM i look amazing 83 like someone ish about to give me chocolate wafflez. or maybe I just ate my belts again. i really gotta stop doing that! o3o|
||Thankies tiny yappy doggy! Look at that tail ish MAGNIFICENT! and yew know its true cuz i am all like Pffffffft dont be jelly of my awesome tail 8D|
||Thankies Gabbah! Look at meh... standing there... being all awesome in meh jeaket. IMA FASHION STATIONMENT 83|
||Sorry Tillah for taken forever to put tis up! I accidentlah buried it. :C BUT FOUND IT AGAIN! and I looks EPIC! like ima bout to eat tacos. mmmm tacos. TY LADY PERSON|
||ZOMGG MY ARMS LOOK LIKE NOODLES!........AWESOME!:D Thankies Applebee for meh tastah arts x3|
||MEH IS A HAPPAH BOI HAPPAH BOI HAPPAH BOI thank yew Juppie! happah happah happahhh gahaha!|
||awesomes ha-chew! hammer is love ^_^|
||YEY TY Doggie! what ish funnah? ooo I bet itsh cheese! cheese always make meh laugh.hehe !|
||thankies Smushie! EPIC DOODLE IS EPIC. Dancin to da musick in meh head dodododooo!|
||thankies Q-tip! you ish a fast and awesome artist lady thing! I loves da hammer :D|
||OH A blinkin thing! thank yew boy person for makin it move :3|
||GASP! ty Venrah LeBlah! I love suprise fanarts :D ooo is it crayon? COMPUTER CRAYON?! Dizzah got me a box of crayons once. THEY ARN'T AS TASTY AS THEY LOOK! :(|
||Yeyyyy ^-^ thank you masennnusss for da awesome sketch! yews amazin o.o it looks like i ate afew belts. When did i do that?! bet they tasted like waffles.|
||GEEEE! thank yew kanana for da doodle! I look upset..probably because i got an itch. no fun being itchy when ya jackeet steals your arms! :C|
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OH i has a button, link meh??
a thousand thank yews to qazfan for makin this FANTASTIC button! virtual bat hugs for yew! 8D
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dunno how to end this petpage so, UPSIDEDOWN RIVER DANCE!