Adults on Neopets

Adults on Neopets? Yes, indeed. And I'm one of them.

I doubt this essay will be long, but I feel it should be said. I'm tired of "Eww, Adults on Neopets" boards and other adult-bashing topics.

This isn't meant to be a kid-bashing essay, either. Kids have a right to play here. So do Adults. I know lots of kids who are intelligent and mature. This isn't for or about them.

Mostly, this is intended as a resource for Adults looking for the Neopets links and for somewhere to send the militant kiddies. And somewhere for me to let off some steam.

Also, beware the random capitalization.

TNT

In case you didn't know, every member of the The Neopets Team (TNT) is an adult. Shocking, I know. The world is not actually run by super-intelligent twelve year olds.

To work for Neopets, you must be at least 18 years old. Check out the Neopets Job Opportunities page. So when you contact a Staff Member, you're talking to an Adult.

The people who created the site are Adults. The people who run the site are Adults. How can you have a problem with Adults?

Alright, so maybe you don't have a problem with Adults creating the things you play with. But should they be allowed to play?

TNT's Official Stance

The subject of Adults on Neopets has come up frequently and has been addressed in the Neopian Times Editorial:

In other words, the Site is for us, too. We don't have to leave, so we're not going to.

Creepy?

Some kids try to argue that having Adults on the site is "creepy". Um... how? Neopets is a Game. The point is to take care of your pets, not to collect the most "Friends".

Neopets is not one of those social network sites where kids post inappropriate pictures of themselves. It's not a place for exchanging "real world" information.

So there's no chance for a "creep" factor. The Rules on Neopets and the nature of the Game see to that. You can report anything inappropriate. There are more safety features in Neopets than on most other similar sites.

Taking all the Fun...

I've heard all the excuses:
  • The Adults take all the Neopoints.
  • They won't let me join their Adult-only Guild. Waaa! I'm mature!
  • The big meanie Adults keep telling me the Rules. They're mean!

Oh, I see the problem now. You need someone to blame. And Adults make a perfect scapegoat since you're pretty sure they won't retaliate.

Yep, that makes you real mature right there. Blame your problems on someone else. Uh-huh, because that really solves your problem, doesn't it?

Getting Old = Getting Boring?

A lot of kids must think so. They think Adults shouldn't play games or have fun. Or that Adults have a different idea of fun: doing taxes, cleaning the house, working 80 hours a week...

Most professional athletes are Adults. They get paid to play a game or do a sport. But they're Adults, so I guess they can't enjoy it...

Astronauts are Adults. But space must be boring, because Adults wouldn't go if it were actually kinda fun...

All those Adults playing golf every weekend? Vacationing in Cancun? Going to Vegas? Soooo boring. That's why we do it.

And those people at the sci-fi conventions? Definitely not having any fun. None. They're Adults. They don't have fun.

What are you thinking? Being an Adult doesn't automatically make someone boring. If they're a boring Adult, then they were probably a boring kid, too.

Most Adults find jobs or hobbies that they enjoy. We don't usually do something that we hate doing.

What Are You Going To Do?

If you still think that Adults shouldn't be on Neopets, think about this: when you turn 18, are you suddenly going to stop being yourself?

Will you stop playing Games, watching TV, or hanging out with your friends? Will you buy a three-piece suit and read the stock report over morning coffee?

Adults are just older kids. Wait until you get there. You'll see.

I work with brilliant PhD-level scientists. Guess what they do for fun? Drive their remote-controlled cars through my office.

Being a Real Adult

Yes, real Adults generally do have jobs and responsibilities. We do have to consider more than just what we want to do; we have to think about other people, too. We have to pay with our own money when we want something.

But Adults also need a chance to sit back and relax. Something to do that's not vital, something that won't cause the end of the world if we mess up. Games like Neopets fit that bill perfectly.

Being an Adult doesn't mean that you become a stuffy, uninteresting person. It does mean that you can't be as selfish and that you have to acknowledge the larger world.

Imagine Neopets Without Adults...

What if Neopets was a kid-only site?

Cryon's page and many other helpful petpage guides wouldn't exist. Sure, some are written by kids, and I give a lot of credit to those kids who learn HTML/CSS and who write well. But still, the majority of large-scale, well-written, precise and helpful pages were written by Adults or older teenagers. How many kids take the time to create something that won't benefit them directly? Not many.

On the Boards, most kids seem quick to let the Rules slide. Rules only apply to other people. Most of the Adults on the site are quick to enlist the Rules. You think that's being "boring" again. We think it's helping TNT so that the rest of us can play the Game.

Who helps out most on the Boards? (Or, who helps with the better answers?) In my experience, mostly Adults. Also, most of the Adults also encourage correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation. wat if z boreds wer alwaz ridden lyk dis cud u eva get halp??/

Adults on Neopets

More Adults on Neopets:

Here's an article that was published in the Neopian Times. It's written by an Adult on the joys and trials of being an Adult on a primarily kid-inhabited site.

If you're an Adult looking for a Guild, check out this list of Adult Guilds.

Have Something To Add?

If you want to comment on this essay, you can neoMail me at Alatyr13. (Be sure to mention which page you're talking about. I have a lot.) Just keep a few things in mind:

  • If you've got a zinger or point to add, let me know. I wrote this rather quickly and forgot some of the things I meant to say.
  • I didn't create this page to bash anyone. I'm just pointing out why Adults have a right to be here, too.
  • I very much doubt you can "flame" me over my comments enough to make me mad. So don't try. I'll just report you and block you.
  • I know there are kids who don't fit into the general categories I talk about here. I'm related to some of them. I'm not talking to or about them.
  • I know not all Adults are fun, interesting, exciting people. I'm related to some of them, too.

Banner





Heads Up! You're about to leave Neopia!

You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
Neopets.com. We do not control your destination's website,
so its rules, regulations, and Meepit defense systems will be
different! Are you sure you'd like to continue?



It is a journey
I must face...alone.
*dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of
Meepit invasion
are taken seriously.
Heads Up! You're about to leave Neopia!

You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
Neopets.com. We do not control your destination's website,
so its rules, regulations, and Meepit defense systems will be
different! Are you sure you'd like to continue?



It is a journey
I must face...alone.
*dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of
Meepit invasion
are taken seriously.
Heads Up! You're about to leave Neopia!

You've clicked on a link that will take you outside of
Neopets.com. We do not control your destination's website,
so its rules, regulations, and Meepit defense systems will be
different! Are you sure you'd like to continue?



It is a journey
I must face...alone.
*dramatic music*
I want to stay on Neopets,
where the dangers of
Meepit invasion
are taken seriously.
/help/bumper/headers/log-in-to-facebook

NEOPETS, characters, logos, names and all related indicia
are trademarks of Neopets, Inc., © 1999-2017.
® denotes Reg. US Pat. & TM Office. All rights reserved.

PRIVACY POLICY | Safety Tips | Contact Us | About Us | Press Kit
Use of this site signifies your acceptance of the Terms and Conditions