Welcome to NeoExpress HQ! Do have a look around our humble abode! We're a home-grown organization started by a happy family of three, offering Neopia's first ever item request and delivery service!*
*Unverified claim--subject to revision.

Wait, items? A wishing well rip-off!?!


Not really.

We're not giving you items that already exist in Neopia (pfft why would we do that), but custom items--in other words anything that can possibly be displayed in an 80x80 square! Foods, toys, jewelry, miniatures, you name it and we can make it!


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May 31, 2015:Requests OPEN
Pickups are ready for:
  • moon_goddess777666

  • May 27, 2015:Requests OPEN
    Pickups are ready for:
  • xpninja
  • hylism
  • coffeeink
  • arrizae
  • alli_draggy
  • gorubeza
  • rat_spirit

  • Oh my, it HAS been quite a long while (about a year's hiatus to be precise) Very unfortunate for our small home business that Cee has a new found occupation in life, thing something she calls "architecture school". Gave Pypette and I a shock she did, when she returned sporting new eye bags and looking all bedraggled. Hopefully her vacation will cheer her up!

    That said, we're taking requests again! Hurrah. May 24, 2014:Requests CLOSED
    Pickups are ready for:

  • abbytate12
  • hatchyco
  • hypertext_godess1999
  • art9113
  • fyora_fyora__33
  • williteverbethesame
  • lakecitygirls111
  • virteous
  • snorway
  • Plushies are all the rage nowadays.

    May 22, 2014:Requests OPEN
    GUESS WHO WON SITE SPOTLIGHT.


    Thank you TNT for calling our page super fun!

    Unfortunately due to the peak in traffic the 'bandwidth usage in Photobucket' (as Cee puts it) exceeded, leading to a plethora of ugly notices.

    Cee is trying hard to put everything to rights, but the archives section will be down until 25th May when bandwidth resets and then everything will be back to normal then. Sorry for the inconvenience!

    May 19, 2014:Requests OPEN
    Pickups are ready for:

  • ginacat12319
  • uniko98
  • nina355
  • May 17, 2014:Requests OPEN
    Do have a look at cousin Tenebryn's Operation Style entry if you got some time c:


    What a stylish overcoat!

    May 16, 2014:Requests OPEN
    Pickups for aeron_phoenix is ready!

    Link for badge for Inkling!

    May 15, 2014:Requests OPEN
    Hello world! New and improved layout is finally completed and a webcounter has been set up!

    Pickups are ready for:

  • private1904
  • neverlookback362
  • jeanawei1234
  • sarah_hedgehog10
  • Founder, Delivery-lupe
    Not all bookish nerds stay cooped up at home! Occam has gone to the ends of Neopia and back (and he'd tell you about it if you'd like). Yes he looks grumpy all the time, but don't worry he doesn't bite.
    Creative Director, Paperweight
    Don't let that innocuous appearance fool you! Pypette is the team's creative muse and devious mastermind. That is, when she's not eating the family out of house and home.
    Everything else
    Artist, 'inventor' and incessant chatterbox, in RL Cee is an aspiring architect. She runs perpetually on Photoshop and Neocola. Sometimes a responsible Neopets owner; most times she's worse than the hidden tower.
    May 24
    snorway asked for a steampunk telescope.

    williteverbethesame asked for a plushie of Solariani with a book.

    lakecitygirls111 asked for a plushie of Cherriaet.

    virteous asked for a plushie of Aricet.

    art9113 asked for a plushie of Skeiba.

    fyora_fyora__33 asked for "a cup of chocolate frappe with whipped cream, cookie bits, and a strawberry on top? With a straw, too." Indeed as you said, it sounds like a coffee shop order, but it's our pleasure to serve you B)

    hypertext_godess1999 asked for a vampiric- themed pastry. Here's a croissant with um...blood filling?

    hatchyco asked for a red rose and a little Hatchycoo. Here's little Hatchycoo with a red rose.

    abbytate12 asked for a plushie tea-party set for Adisea. Btw, no MSSPs were harmed in the making of this item.

    May 19
    nina355 asked for a teapot with "a UC plush jub out of it". UC is why the jubjub can't wear that teapot properly.

    uniko98 asked for a (particular) draik egg wrapped in orange fabric with some flowers beside it. We've only got one flower for you though--surely it needs some space to burn properly.

    ginacat12319 asked for a dreamcatcher-related item for Lantern! Would have thought Lantern would like more lanterns xD

    May 16
    aeron_phoenix asked for three more scrolls based of her pets! For Aleadriel here's a scroll of the elements! For Nymhera is a water-themed scroll and for Vhelcan here's an arrow-pierced scroll you probably can't read without tearing the paper.



    May 15
    sarah_hedgehog10 asked for a plushie of one of her pets. Here's one for Sam!

    jeanawei1234 asked for a sharp pair of simple but elegant gold scissors for Alissca. Handle with care!

    neverlookback362 asked for a silver fishing hook. You should have asked at the underwater fishing cavern. The maraquan grarrl there certainly needs to do some work.

    private1904 asked for a Maraqua or hissi themed trinket/treasure. How about a maraquan hissi trinket? Best of both worlds B)

    May 14
    inialynn asked for a petpet version of her pet Iovannis. Cee went for a faellie--yes, how cliche.But hey,it's a faellie with an asparagus flavored iced borovan 8D

    May 8
    Air Fire would like to gift this particular pendant to awenar! Tis a necklace, "made of silver, of the stars, of the night, of air." Hope you like it!
    ilirin asked for an eventide-themed scroll for Iluxeo.
    Here we have the items previously completed and delivered to Neopians! Everything is arranged chronologically from newest to oldest for easy viewing.

    Please do not take any item unless you're the intended recipient.

  • Apr 29
    kamidoll asked for a custom-designed faerie xweetok plush.
    Apr 27
    Cheer up Fem!(43456) Cee hopes you're feeling better. And she would like to hand you Elmtore's bunny to hug (and as of now she's still thinking of something else original to make and will get back to you soon)
    Cee would also like to give you a (bath)tub of ice-cream.
    But she will not be paying for the medical bills that may result, sorry.

    Apr 26
    merkitten_sparkle asked for "a hanging planter made out of a large snail shell with some creeping-type plant in it(like thyme?)."

    I poogled thyme," said Cee, "But the leaves were so small, so I invented my own plant instead. So um..now it's like a hanging type plant?"
    hummingbird1110 asked for "dancing skeleton with a top hat". Cee added some music for him to dance to :)
    Apr 23
    sakshi435 asked for a crown for Ethaleen. Cee took the liberty of adding more sapphires (and cutting off on the gold, hmm).
    vindikative asked for something for Fostari. Here's a cheeb in her likeness 8)
    Apr 22
    eggs11044 asked for "a jack-o-lantern with a meowclops face carved into it". Don't you think it's a little too early for Halloween? You should have asked for a negg.
    winterhayley asked for something for Taafeite, a faerie Xwee she's hoping to bring home. Here's a necklace with a flower pendant sort of thing...to possibly hypnotize passerbys, or sprinkle faerie dust from a secret compartment..dunno.
    Apr 20
    _epiphany_ (author of the Bread and Butter comics :o ) dropped by and said Hello there, I am very taken by the charming and intelligent lupe you have featured in your comic--

    Pfffft she didn't say anything like that." muttered Cee.

    ...anyway, Cee being Cee offered to do some items and whatnot and Epi asked for a pixelated breadfish and butterfish (no surprise there).

    And then Cee was "OMG I am struck by an epiphany!How about this awesome idea to redraw all the Neopian food items in pixel form!?! Yes yes hmm---" *indistinct murmuring*

    Yes, how very puntastic indeed.

    eyrie_trainer_700 asked for a cheeb of Malabacat in rice farmer clothing in the style of a "Pokemon Dreamworld Doll." I asked Cee what Pokemon was and she replied, "Creatures awesomer than Neopets."

    Oh, the gall.
    kaykyo asked for a cheeb of Xerxion. Cee was unsure whether she had to do quad or anthro--she decided to go with her first instinct (which is often fallacious, but well)
    Apr 19
    shaielchan asked for something for Rieshya. I must say for a darigan pet, she looks far less menacing in person!
    hannah_da_brave asked for something "a silver Victorian/vintage locket, preferably oval-shaped and Shoyru-inspired". Hope this came close to it!
    Apr 8
    alexahurst asked for a little castle. In her words: "Not like a pink fairy castle, just a normal grey one."
    And here are 2 chibis for drill_x/gorubeza. Cee would like to sincerely apologize for the digital painting of Neojyn that never got completed.
    Here we have the items previously completed and delivered to Neopians! Everything is arranged chronologically from newest to oldest for easy viewing.

    Please do not take any item unless you're the intended recipient.

  • Mar 27
    metorz asked for a patched up rucksack, but Cee conveniently forgot about the patched-up part. My apologies on her behalf!On the bright side,this rucksack will last longer than its patched up counterpart!
    Mar 24
    facehunter asked for a sailor usul boy plushie for her pet app. All the best with that! Maybe fan merchandise is all it takes to bring that pet home!
    skywilling asked for a winter white hamster (sapphire). Cee was really going to dye the poor thing's hair blue, but I stopped her in time.
    bellegant asked for a Sweet Silver Violin lookalike. I'm afraid that the sound's never going to turn out right no matter how you tune it.
    Mar 23
    svana_ asked for a toy mouse. It's obviously very fake--I don't think it's going to fool your cat.
    pancakesatthedisco asked for vintage cameo jewelry with a silhouette of a faerie lenny.
    suzanneingrid asked for a "mug of hot chocolate with an eyrie figure on the mug".
    turntechfeatherhead asked for "burgers/fries".Here's the entire meal, cuz you know, it's always cheaper to order it this way.
    linarra asked for an ice cream sundae. Here's one with 3 scoops, in case you ever need to share :)
    samanthanora asked for a carousel or ferris wheel. Here's a carousel with unis and peophins (if you look closely enough)
    artihilist asked for a pink bow for Zaysee.
    Mar 22
    feniae asked for a mini family photo of Cookiss and Dorster.
    Mar 17
    eyrie_trainer_700 asked for an animated royal razumi. Alas, Cee's lack of understanding of tail movement is glaringly obvious in the animation.
    Mar 14
    eyrie_trainer_700 asked for a chinlone ball. It's fine if you (the reader) have no idea what it is. It just looks like this. Trust in Cee's visual representation.

    And the second request will be delivered once Cee figures out how to animate tails. She wanted to use me as reference but of course I vehemently refused B)
    Here we have the items previously completed and delivered to Neopians! Everything is arranged chronologically from newest to oldest for easy viewing.

    Please do not take any item unless you're the intended recipient.

  • Feb 28
    nick_and_nickette asked for a crystal ball. I don't think it works, but well, you can still display it as decor.
    msjanny asked for "a live chicken, roast chicken, or a leg of chicken." There seems to be a progression of things here--in other words...dinner. Here's a live chicken. Cook it yourself.
    twinz504 asked for a globe and a gold coin. I don't know if there's any link between the two, 'cept that both start with "g"?
    coffeeink asked for a locket for Novilliana, containing her parent's pictures.

    I do hope it matches what you had in mind for the characters~" says Cee. "I believe I spent an inordinate amount of time on this (and enjoyed every moment, don't worry B))
    Feb 25
    expensive_chocolates asked for "some sort of cute chocolatey dessert". Cee gives you one of her favorite desserts...though I'm not quite sure if a chocolate lava cake is considered cute.
    twinz504 asked for a letter envelope with a pink heart seal.
    09004888 asked for a Kawaiicurls cheeb. "Kawaii curls indeed!" Cee exclaims. "A joy to look at but a pain to recreate!"
    Feb 24
    amy1992192 asked for an iced latte with whipped cream.
    thecybunnyteam asked for a mini K1ttylol."So pretty, your character..."Cee sighs dreamily.
    coookie7 asked for a mini Chrayon. Is it pronounced crayon? Cool name B
    Feb 23
    shaielchan asked for tiny versions of her pets Jayew and Traumschwere. A mouthful to pronounce, these names...
    svana_ asked for a pile of books with glasses on tom for Chaturia. Glad to meet a fellow bookworm! :)
    fire_dragon_342 asked for a tipped over ink pot. There was no tissue in hand, so a book will have to do the soaking. Well, at least that precious mahogany antique table is left unscathed.
    the_shii asked for a spardel chewing a book.

    Wait...CHEWING BOOKS?!?! This is an abomination!! Quick, get rid of that infernal petpet!
    Feb 22
    the__creepshow asked for a purple skull with glowy red eyes. She didn't quite specify what type of skull however, so Cee has created one of an unspecified species.

    Or is that a Lupe skull? Hmm...it better not be..
    Feb 21
    neuroticat42 asked for a bow spring babaas wear. Are you planning on making your pet wear that?
    iggy___koopa asked for a very specific toy. It looks like a neater, grumpier version of Punchbag Bob, but cute nonetheless.
    Feb 19
    shaielchan asked for a "book with a pink crossbow on it". I don't think Dragouia needs a manual on using crossbows, seeing how natural she looks wielding that thing B)
    chombiesrock1 asked for an open book with a ball of pink yarn on top. See, now even yarn read!
    reichux asked for something for her pet Eanilla. Here's an Eanilla usuki doll for you. It's bigger than your typical usuki doll, because all those intricate details ought to be conspicuously visible when you place this in the living room :)

    On another note--"I swear it's not traced from the original!" exclaims Cee.

    svana_ asked for a small ghost korbat for Batholomus. Keep collecting and soon he'll have a miniature clone army to take over Neopia.
    seasonair asked for a shining star staff. "I saw no stars on the original staff design despite the name" Cee quips. "So I took the liberty of adding some."
    vegasscene asked for a plushie faellie. Here's one in a grey faellie pose (because Cee couldn't think of a plushie pose).
    blackforest_wolf asked for "an antique dagger with rose carvings and a ruby on the handle". Here you go. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
    09004888 asked for her pet Starity's necklace on a neckbust. Fantastic jewelry collection Starity; but maybe you should equip yourself with a dagger or two in case thieves come sneaking...
    Feb 18
    kougra_adoptables asked for a nova made out of opal. "A most technically challenging piece!" Cee remarked, "I believe I have used just about every effect in the filter gallery!"
    basilicom asked for "tiny lil icon thing for Lioye". I see he likes clouds...?
    x_wolves asked for a skull mask. Indeed it is good to have an extra in case Myriine loses her current one!
    readinachair asked for a book with a cup of tea. Here are TWO books for you (reading more never hurts) and a teensy cuppa tea on top :)
    potante asked for a carnivorous plant in a jar for her pet Horatt. Hope this is a useful addition to your expansive collection, Horatt!
    Here we have the items previously completed and delivered to Neopians! Everything is arranged chronologically from newest to oldest for easy viewing.

    Please do not take any item unless you're the intended recipient.

  • May 29
    moon_goddess777666asked for a plushie of any of her characters as one of her requests.

    May 29
    arrizaeasked for "a nice selection of bows or maybe the sparkliest, coolest bow ever?" Hopefully three bows counts as somewhat of a selection?


    alli_draggyasked for a cute plushie of Ophionous. The plushie looks very determined to defend itself, how cute.


    gorubezaasked for something of Lord Dark Noirgus. Here's a high-tech Virtupets-approved holographic projection device. Maybe it could be a fan merchandise at one of his concerts.


    rat_spiritasked for an Apple Chia brand juice box for Eristide. Here's some spiffy packaging of said chia jumping into some apple juice--is that too brutal? o.o

    May 27
    xpninja asked for a plushie of Alleluyae, possibly holding a cookie.


    hylism asked for a a basic maroonish red vacana. There's nothing basic about its luscious locks though!


    coffeeink asked for a miniatures of her active Muertlon. "I'd love it if it looked like he had just fallen asleep sitting with his arms crossed or something like that." she said. Here you go, doesn't he look so peaceful in his yoga meditative pose?

    We're in the NT!

    Do have a look at them--that is if you hadn't been directed to this page from there in the first place.(yes, shameless advertising is rampant).

    My initial site for the item pickup was a blog written and maintained by Occam. I thought the Neopian-equivalent would be him actually delivering these items to the requesters, and thus the delivery-lupe idea was conceived. But then I didn't want Occam to be lonely (though he seems perfectly happy with that), so Pyp was created. After all, who doesn't love sibling interaction? :)

    As NeoExpress follows my characters as they go about with the item delivery, I'd love it if I could feature actual Neopians and their Neopets as requesters. If you've got a great plot idea involving your pets and mine, do drop me a neomail! c:

    -Cee

    Link back?

    We'd love it if you would!

    Cee's hideouts

    Cee's disappeared yet again! She's probably lurking in one of these places.

    Pyp's picks

    Pyp's favourite haunts--aka places with plenty of food. If you've got a good place to recommend, let her know!

    Occam's list of listers

    Ah well, he is the meticulous one of the family.




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